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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. Cockateer

    Cockateer Connoisseur of Women

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    I already know what I'll do with #1. As for #2 I'm not sure yet. But I have no idea so far what to do with the sleazo in #3. I'll post later.
     
  2. bumble bee

    bumble bee Porno Junky

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    1 - mama said to have a healthy daily intake of vegetables, though i'm not sure this is what she meant exactly. (Using a veg as a dildo)

    2 - I haven't played ride the horsie for years... (Riding a cock)

    3 - when i said i wanted my secretaries to suck it up, i wasn't meaning like this... though no complaints! (Guy getting sucked by two women)
     
  3. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Good going, Mr. Bee!
     
  4. Cockateer

    Cockateer Connoisseur of Women

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    Four tries to post? Is something wrong with your connection?

    Alright, let's go:

    #1
    "Ha! I knew you'd enjoy what I've learned in the contortionism classes."​

    #2 I can't win the round with ideas like the next one, I know. It was a spontaneous thought, the pic just reminded me of the great song "You May Be Right" by Billy Joel:
    Voiceover:
    "Remember how I found you there
    Alone in your electric chair
    I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
    You were lonely for a man
    I said take me as I am
    'Cause you might enjoy some madness for a while"​

    #3
    He thinks: 'How I love being the staff manager...' And then he says: "Oh baby, keep going, you're sooo tight!"​
     
  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    XNXX attachment manager glitches.....


    Cockateer, you might got top out in points, but you made me laugh!
     
  6. ruby18

    ruby18 Porn Surfer

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    1. Using kitchen stuff ( may be cucumber)
    2 riding a big big toy
    3.cock sucking
     
  7. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Thanks, Ruby
     
  8. scott_likes

    scott_likes Porn Star

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    1 - Fucking herself with her toy

    2 - She has a cock up her butt (anal riding)

    3 - Having his cock sucked has he plays with her pussy
     
  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Good, Scott!
     
  10. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ?????
     
  11. Cockateer

    Cockateer Connoisseur of Women

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    Seems some people are not at home. All I know is that our Miss J is on vacation.
     
  12. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    VACATION???

    That dolly is ALWAYS on vaca is seems!!!:eek:
     
  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    In any case, the answers will be posted in about 2 hours...
     
  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ANSWER TIME!!!


    "I told you, Danny, I'm out of popcorn----but I thought you might want my cherry instead....."
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  15. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Alright, Professor Duncan! This is the critical part of my Senior Physics project. You have to tell me exactly how long it takes for the vibrations to move from my clit, through my pussy walls, and to your cock.....ready?"
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  16. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    This may be the toughest decision of Martin's life. Does he bend to his daughter's will and buy her the new Jaguar convertible she demands, or does he call her bluff and see if she really will impale herself on 9.5 inches of thick, black cock...???
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  17. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I'll say 1.5 today, Bumble Bee
     
  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.0 for the giggles, Cockateer!
     
  19. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I think 1.0 is appropriate, Ruby
     
  20. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    .75, Scott