Dazed and Confused

Wooderson- "That's what I love about these high school girls man. I get older and they stay the saaame age."

Cynthia- "You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else. "

Dawson- "Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place.
Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place.
Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place...
Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place!!"

 

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.


Office Space

 

"i didn't take it out for air"

 

In the end it's all nice.

 

From Five Across The Eyes....

Is one of us dead?


*wonders if Fluffy will be traumatised by this quote*

*giggling*

 

The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.

 

"That's YOUR goal. Mine's a United Ireland."

...Donald Sutherland as 'Liam Devlin' in The Eagle Has Landed

 

"........." - silent Bob

 

Restate my assumptions: One, Mathematics is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three: If you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature. Evidence: The cycling of disease epidemics;the wax and wane of caribou populations; sun spot cycles; the rise and fall of the Nile. So, what about the stock market? The universe of numbers that represents the global economy. Millions of hands at work, billions of minds. A vast network, screaming with life. An organism. A natural organism. My hypothesis: Within the stock market, there is a pattern as well... Right in front of me... hiding behind the numbers. Always has been.

 

Belloc: "We meet again, Doctor Jones."

 

Abomination : "Any last words ?"

Hulk :"HULK ! SMASH !"

It's more impressive in the movie.

 

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
-shawshank redemption.

 

from Jail Bait...


"Carrying a gun can be a dangerous business."


"So can building a skyscraper."

 

From Dusk 'Til Dawn:
"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got....smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!"


Actually, on second thoughts, I'm not sure just how memorable all of that is...but it is memorable!

 

That was Cheech's best role ever!

 

"These are not the 'bots you are looking for..."

 

It's 'droids. "Bots" is blaspheme.

 

Ron Jeremy aka Anchorman

"I'm Kind of a big deal"

 

Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.

 

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?