I was busted in the basement by my mom right after I had gotten home from school. I heard her coming down and thought I could beat her... The worst part was that it was to that chick from Pokemon on TV. Pants around the ankles... couldn't think of a legit excuse... so the words "I am masturbating" actually came out of my mouth right as the pokeballs were being launched.

Then there was the time I found the VHS of my 'rents doing it. Passed it around the neighborhood to some friends...

 

hever been caught

never been caught wanking but me and my ex where fucking like crazy and her mum was ment to be out of town so we fucked in the living room and who came home 4 days early and walked in seeing us fucking her mum .
could not look her in the eye for weeks

 

hmmm

Almost caught, well not sure if anything was seen, nothing mentioned after, one of those situations you just change the subject very quickly, never caught them.

 

I was almost caught by my mum once. I was under my sheets at about 2am and she happened to walk in. She's never usually awake at that time, so it really took me by surprise. I managed to make it look like I was just rolling over in bed - luckily she believed it!

 

Caught

Yes my mo caught me once and told me to keep my door closed when I do it.

 

I'm surprised you thought you could get away with it with your door open, haha. I'd never attempt to do that unless I was home alone.

 

I caught my step mom masturbating on the couch to some soap during the middle of the day. I quietly watched her for bit and then sneaked back to re-enter the room and deliver the element of surprise. It was funny to see how she tried to play it off and act innocent but I floored her when I said, "I'm going back out for awhile before you miss the rest of your show you seem to enjoy so much". I told my dad and he thought it was funny as shit, said I should have videoed her.

 

Very close to getting caught by my dad.
I was about 12-13
I was in my bed whacking off under the blankets
and my dad in the bathroom getting ready for bed.
Now he wore a tupee he removed every night and didn't want people to see him
so the doorbell rang and he comes in my room telling me to go get it
I couldn't remove the blankets yet he stayed
so i acted like i was taking a fit, squirmming & kicking under the covers
but really adjusting my underwear. :excited:

later he might have suspected but that was that
sex wasn't a topic spoken around my house

 

Occasionally been caught by my mum but never properly, I keep a close watch >_>

One night when using the old pc in a room near her bedroom (parents divorced) I heard her moaning and stuff like she must've been masturbating (and enjoying it a lot O_O) but never actually seen her.

 

Been almost caught once or twice a while ago, but managed to avoid an akward moment. Only close call was when I was in my mid teens and as I was getting close to the end, they got home from shopping...trying to zip up my jeans and, from being so close, it goes off in my boxers from the fumbling and friction lol...not a fun time lol Luckily I was in the basement so I had a few minutes of recovery. Probably the only close call.

 

i have never heard my parents having sex.

when i stayed home for the summer i wasn't sure how to approach the topic of my 'special time', because really, how do you ask your mother to please ignore you if she sees you carrying a giant vibrator to the washroom? thank god for those vibrating razors.

 

I have caught my dad and step mom doing it before, They were in the living room and I walked in (came home early) I walked out up to my room but had to tap one off as I was real horny after seeing them at it like it was going out of fasion. I do belive they carried on after I left aswell

 

When I was young I walked in on my aunt doing it with her current boyfriend :x my family all lived in one house and my mom had told me to go return something to her. I opened the door and they were doing the vertical tango. The guy stands up and shuts the door in my face ha ha.

I hear my mom and stepdad doing it at least like every week.

As for having been caught, never. I'm pretty good about it and plan everything out lol.

 

dude you mean horizontal tango

 

Yeah, I almost got physically 'caught' one time: I was in bed and wankin' away and real close to cumming, and my parents were on the stairs next to my bedroom; I heard my mother say. "The house is really shaking, are we having an earthquake?"
Not caught per se, but I'm pretty sure they knew what was happening.

 

Nope, never been caught. I did however walk in on my mom and dad fucking when I was about 5 or 6.

 

Yep, I've been "caught". Once and only once.

I was 16 and about ready to cum. Mom opened the door to my room without knocking. Her eyes sorta bulged out of her sockets, she said "Oh my god." I came, like I said I was about to cum. She closed the door real quick and we both pretended that those couple of seconds just don't exist anymore.

Mom always knocked after that. She also brought home a doorknob that I could lock the next day.

 

awww parents are cool

 

once got caught on a train, girl came in when i was wanking to a mag and didnt hear her, she looked and went away, i got off at the next station and got next train

 

AWESOME!!!! EPIC WIN on your part... and EPIC FAIL on their's...