I dont know why some of my towels smell like ass. I didnt leave them wet on the ground or anything, Does anyone know why this happens or how to fix it???

 

Wash them.

 

no, thats a womens job.

 

Take them down to the river and scrub them on a rock.

 

no, thats a womens job.

 

Burn them and buy new towels.

 

Yes Dear.

 

:rose:

 

Well... stop doing that butt floss thing and that may help...

And when was the last time you changed them out or washed them?

And if it's a woman's job like Ron says, then I may as well lay on my back and let all the guys fuck me now >_> <_<

 

Now, you are probably going to get a bunch of PM's from gay guys.

 

I don't care... wouldn't be the first time... at least this time my email wouldn't be seen... That was baaad...

 

Where has the towel been?
could just be water drying though, some decay?
If they have been wet/moist and dry without being spread out,
the reek might come from this. Not an uncommon problem I don't think!
Good luck...and may your towels be free of ass stench

 

ass stench...ewwwwwwwww

 

well since your an ass im guessing thats where the smell is coming from

 

hahaha!
Such excitement, and from a towel thread!

 

ok i'm gonna suggest something that may have not crossed your mind...i want you to pick all your towels up, put them in washer, add soap, turn on, THEN after they're finished, immediately put them in the dryer and turn it on

not sure, but this MAY help

and ronjeremy, if you say it's a woman's job again, i'll be sure to dump your body where no one will find it

 

actually that's true. things get musty if you don't either hang them on a clothes line or dryer right away.

 

Maybe it's your upper lip...

 

Good one...

 

That happens to my towels all the time. I found that washing them without dryer sheets helped the smell quite a bit. Plus my bathroom is very moisty, so I dry my shower towel by hanging it in my bedroom now instead of my bathroom. That helps a ton.