Well no, I'm a dude... but I could answer for my lady.
No, definitely not a party as she likes to end the night with sex.. she has drinking to do. But other than that yeah... and she then said "EWWW!!! NASTINESS!" and ran to the bathroom.

What are you really good at that you're sure you can kick just about everyone elses ass at? (Barring sexual things)

 

sports, every single one of them minus swimming, soccer, ice hockey, rugby...but especially basketball. there's more, but you don't really kick anybody's ass at the other things.

If a tree falls in a forest, and I kill all the witnesses, does it still make a sound?

 

not if you kill all the witnesses. The sound dies in their ears, but you would have to kill yourself too. Otherwise, yeah, it makes a noise.

Would you ever consider having sex with someone your grandparent's age?

 

No, unless it was the Bowflex chick... and I still think she's a little bit younger than my youngest grandma.

Who's going to win it all this NBA season?

 

It's probably gonna make me sound full of myself, but Kobe Bryant. I'm not anywhere near that level yet, but my shot is exactly like his, and he's exactly the type of player that I am, and someday in the future I will be at that level. And MK: Hellllll no, my grandparents are pretty damn old(no offense to them of course)

grrr....damn you for editing... Answer: either LBJ and the Cavs, Kobe and the Lakers, or T-Mac and the Rockets if I had to guess right now. Those are the three most complete, championship caliber teams in the NBA right now. Boston is and always will be a team that benefitted from favorable matchups and not getting called for illegal defenses, and they are not a championship caliber team, and I don't care how many people they blowout this year, because the post-season is a whole other animal.

What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you come down on me?

 

I would go down on you, that would make you sing glory to the heaven, and it would be IN tune.

What's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated?

 

at work. knowing anyone could come into the office at any second.


would you lick your partners asshole if they asked?

 

yes

would you lick a hairy arsehole ?

 

lol. in a car driving on a road trip.. with my family in it! eh i was young!

worst sexual experience?

 

MK: that was seriously just an awesome answer, we should make babies together.. and I'd deny paternity of course...yeaaa I have no idea either

worse experience: not being able to get it up, and no, I'm not going to ellaborate on that.

Where's the stupidest place you've ever pissed before?

 

This is simutaneously my worst and best sexual experience, definitely most memorable. My girlfriend and I were at her older sisters wedding which was at a country club, and we decided to go down into the lower levels of the country club which is where all the offices are. We went into an office, we were both really drunk, closed and locked the door, and we decided to go at it because my girlfriend was just looking too fine in that damn dress. So she pulls down my pants and gives me some great oral, and I had enough so I laid her out on the desk of this persons office and ripped off their panties. We have one minute of some hot boning action and then there is a very forceful knock on the door... which is very scary when you have your dick all up in your gf, and you're in this person's office. I just tell her to be quiet and they leave. So when they leave we bolt out of there and try to act like we weren't in there. Then she reveals to me that she lost her phone in some office, and she made a huge scene about her phone and we had to approach and ask the same people who called us out for doing it in their office. Then her older brother and dad got kind of curious as to what we were doing in a locked office. They never really found out, but they knew something was up... I felt like an ass. But it was still fuckin sweet.

Is organic chemistry fuckin gay or what???

 

on the side of the road when I was younger during 4th of July.

Do you think you urinate a lot?

 

sorry... one time I was really fucked up on ambien and I pissed on my floor. but probably worse than that was when I pissed on our gas fireplace window when it was hot as hell... stinking up the house

And yeah.

 

question????

 

I've got IBS so it depends really.

Have you ever had your girl cheat on you with a whale from SeaWorld?

 

can't say that I have.

Have you ever been to Wyoming?

 

yes i have!! yellowstone is nice

have you been to europe?

 

no. I wish.

Do you prefer to use paperclips or staplers when putting papers together?

 

paperclips are fine if its temporary... but staples are good for something that needs to last a long time...

have you ever used a vegetable to masterbate?

 

no, but I've thought about it.

What do you think is the sexiest food?