Strawberry jam



How many teats has a hamster?

 

Depends on whether it's male or female. Duh.

When did you last fall over?

 

Last week, when I knelt down to fix our daughter's shoe, and her brothers jumped on me!

Do you own a telescope?

 

Yes - but only a rubbish one - I have a mate who is an expert at it and we visit him regularly



Have you ever made a joke about a full moon?

 

I used to but my friends took the mirror out after I lost the lenses to do drugs on. :/


You ever party hard?

 

You wouldn't have to look too far to find the answer to THAT!

Yes! I once went to the Church Picnic without wearing a hat OR carrying my Bible! :twisted:

Do you enjoy teasing your partner mercilessly?

 

Always it keeps the fun in things



Do you think love gets stronger ?

 

I KNOW it does, when there's a strong foundation... but, unfortunately, that's not true for everyone.

Is it you or your partner who puts more effort into your relationship?

 

Hmmmm pretty equal - albeit I do make the first cuppa each morning



Are you currently wearing undies?

 

Yup- white cotton ones, no less! (Going for a run once I'm done here, and silk shifts too much!.)

Are you thoroughly turned off now?

 

Hell no - I love cotton panties on a woman nice to lick through and easy to rip apart in case of need



Tpbm is a good runner ?

 

I would hope otherwise I've certainly made a wrong career choice.

You like sports?

 

Not as fast as I used to be (unless one of the boys is running towards the road!), but I completed a marathon a few months ago with better results than I expected, and I hold our team record for most stolen bases in a season. (Maybe not related, but I hit my first-ever grand-slam this summer... YAY me!:excited

You like the term "TPBM" so much that you use it in multiple threads?

 

I love sports - and tpbm phrase

Have you ever been accused of being a smart ass?

 

On a daily basis!

Do you generally have a daily "routine" or just go with the flow?

 

I invented the daily routine - I am such a creature of habit



Do you consider yourself a lucky person ?

 

Routines I like. But going with the flow is much more fun.

Are you considered a free spirit?

 

I'm the luckiest woman alive! :excited:

By some, because I can be impulsive and sometimes a bit rowdy, but others know I also like things neat and organized.

What was the best day of your life?

 

The say the mrs said I do



What was your saddest day?

 

Getting dumped at 17 on Xmas day.

What's something that used to be hard to admit?