one lonely day I was looking at some porn and jacked off 5 full times in an hour. it hurt my dick so much I had to put ice on it. Was that too much jacking?

 

yes

 

The funny thing about people that start posts like this one, note look at the name of the poster which is 10 inches and other posts such as I fucked my girlfriend for fives hours straight is that I always get the feeling that they take porn stories too seriously.

I often wonder how many readers of porn really think they can go out and live this porn life. I hate to see it if they tried to and found out that what happens in the real world doesn't seem to match the porn stories they read. I can just hear them screaming at us porn writers that we're all liars when they get hauled away for doing something stupid.

Porn is entertainment, porn ought to be synonymous with ludricous. Porn is fun if handled in an intelligent manner.

 

Five times is intense. Maybe twice in an hour for me if I'm that horny, but more then that and my penis tells me to fuck off and leave him alone.

 

LOL

 

...no, it happened because you were lonely......

 

my thoughts exactly chunky!

 

Well, one rainy day I met this beautiful asian girl at the bus stop and offered her a ride. She said she didn't really want to go home, so I said where do you want to go. She said to your place. I said OK. So I brought her to my mansion in Beverly Hills. We went inside, went into the 2nd Library, and I had the butler bring us some drinks. We talked business, art, and finally got around to the subject of sex.

I asked her if she was a virgin and she admitted that she was. I asked her how old she was, and she said she was 18 yesterday. So I said what do you plan to do about retaining your virginity? Are you going to wait until you are married or engaged. She said no.

I said, well what, then. She said I like you and would like for you to take it right now. With that I let out a moan, and shyly said, I would be honored.
So I asked her to come up to the master bedroom. When she enterd and she saw the Louis XIV bed that he had actually used, she was speechless.

I suggested we get on the bed and begin undressing each other, which we did with much kissing, hugging and stroking. When she was fully revealed, my heart stopped and my stomach nearly jumped out of my throat. I had
never seen anyone so absolutely incredibly beautiful in my life. Her skin was as white as arctic snow, her nipples and lips and labia were like pink seashells. Her fragrance was like lilacs in bloom.

Then she said, oh, I have never seen a nude man before, can I look at you closer? Who am I to deny a goddess like that, so I said, of course. She began to rub her hands all over me, and of course my 13 inches and 4" around was standing straight up. She asked if she could touch it, and I told her wait. I layed down on my back, then said go ahead, and it tastes good too. She said Oooo, and grabbed the pole and tasted the wetness, and then said, that is so good, can I have more?

Sorry, I have to go now.

 

..then you turned over, fell out of bed and woke up, right....:-D

 

OH NO, this is a true story!!!!!

 

I knew that!

 

Nope

 

If your dick hurt so much that you had to put ice on it, is it really necessary to ask us if it's too much? Use your other head for the answer.

 

I think it was temporarily bypassed...but perhaps it's back in working order now.

 

LOL

 

well I was bored and lonly, i expected props... but i guess u need to have experienced it to understand.

 

My good man, I do understand, having done the same myself more than once. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!! (music in background)

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