Let's see if I have this posting thing down first;
here's my baby:


LMK if they are appearing, and I'll post some more, if you like her!

 

Dreaming are we?

 

I'm not following, you saying they aren't appearing or that I can't score chicks like this? If the latter, you're out of your mind. Not only is that my significant other and babymama, but I turn women down every weekend. Look at my first post of her....she's afraid she's going to lose me to to a girl 10 years her junior that has followed me all over the south, and others.

Maybe if you could actually play that bass, you'd live Ernie's life and could fuck something besides your hand for a change.

 

I'll take it they are showing

 

Looks good from here Ernie !!

 

Lmao
Personal attack eh? Well here's a challenge. Post a pic of her with an XNXX sign. Prove she's real. Then I will convinced.

Go fuck bert or something in the meantime.

 

Well, I posted this thread to pay homage to my lady, but damn if someone ain't about to get on my nerves.

Porter: Not sure why you feel the need to haze me or whatever it is that you think you're doing calling everything from my trying to help someone out with Mail-order meds to photos of my lady fake, but that's not a problem, she'll have to get off of work first, though.Planned on her joining and verifying last night but we fell asleep early after a little romance :rose:and vino.

See Porter, we're real, something I'm sure a bitter lonely little blowhard like yourself would know nothing about.

Just like I'm sure you've never stood in front of 100,000+ plus crowds with a bass, EVER, much less on a regular basis. How many world tours have you done? How much of your work is logged in the LoC? How many PPV customers have your performances had? What Major Label record labels have you worked under? Any Gold or Platinum on your wall? How many grammy winners you worked with? I'm sure the count is right up there with the women you've laid.

How many Hustler Honeys or ANY published models have you slept with? Ever dated famous women? How about any Miss (state)s? Hell, any county fair winners? Didn't think so.

Best find someone else to be your huckleberry Porter; I'm real and outclass you in every single aspect, sexually,musically, and professionally. But my 13 yr-old kid gives bass lessons, feel free to give him a call.

 

You've done all that? Wow. Congratulations. You know, you say you outclass me, but here you are trying to prove your superiority to me. Well guess what, you win. I certainly can't outclass you. I certainly can't top you. I'll make it far in life, and I'm not going to post pics of my girl on here because I don't want a whole bunch of perverts jerking off looking at her. I got more respect for her, but that's just me. If you're gunna post pics of her on here, great. Have fun.

 

Nice fucking pics

 

Wish I could see the ones that were blocked by FotoFap.

Looks hot to me!

 

I agree with that, ain't got no probs with the OP cus I don't know him and he's said nothing to me, and it's understandable that he got defensive, cus you did come at him out of nowhere..


but dude, quit bragging. I will do every single thing you brag about(minus the music stuff, I'm more of an athlete myself), and unlike you, I won't go bragging, cus I don't do things just so that I can tell people about them. If you think banging sluts who take their clothes off for $$$ is something to brag about, then you got your priorities wayyy out of wack. also, I can't really tell much without seeing a face, so I'm not gonna comment on your chick

 

Same, agreed

 

dont listen to Porter. hes a canadian douchebag, whatya expect. keep the pics cummin ernie!

 

Yeah, I'm not normally like this, but I'm not going to stand for some douchebag (the exact word I had picked out for Porter as well) coming out of the woodwork with every post I make with his holier than thou attitude spittin' his venom at me because I'm "it" this week, and calling every post I make a lie.So I read some more of his posts....and you know what? He's just a little antagonist cunt in damn near every one of his posts, a sure sign of sexual deprivation and way too much masturbation.

Play the venom game with me and I will fillet your ass. Plain and Simple. I'm a 6'5" southern redneck and I take shit from no one in real life, so I'll not tolerate it in my threads. I'd have done popped a knot on his head if he were in front of me. I forgot all about the Can-a-DUHHHH part of this character's mental equation, though, so I'll adjust my tone to compensate for the 30 point drop in IQ.
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Furthermore, IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' WHEN IT'S THE TRUTH AND YOU CAN BACK IT UP.I worked damn hard to get what I got, nothing fell into my lap, I went out there and I took it. Don't call me a dreamer because I got off of my ass and did something in my life, I accomplished more before my 30th birthday than you will in given another 50. And if you do have a woman at all.....she's inflatable, I guarantee. I posted my lady to boost her self-esteem because she was feeling fat and afraid I would leave her.Merely trying to convince her she has a better figure than most college girls I run into. I believe the third picture down on the left will testify to that.

Never paid for a piece of ass in my life, and since when did Miss IL or NJ or NC take their clothes off for money? And you know what guys, models are people too,nude or otherwise; some are for more articulate and far more intelligent than most of the members here....everyone knows Asia C is a MENSA member and concert pianist, but there are more smart cookies out there..Someone's gonna to date them, might as well be someone else in the business, that understand that it is just a job, and has the balls to ask'em out.

Anyhow....this is supposed to be about my gal, and believe me your challenge has been met Porter, we've got photos especially for you.And guys....due to her position in our community and her career (along with being readily identifiable by some folks as my woman) there's no way anyone here is EVER going to see her pretty face unless some couple or lady meets us in RL.Both of us prefer to keep our anonymity, thank you very much.
On with the show:

this one's JUST FOR YOU PORTER

 

Yeah, everybody's going to be the President,an astronaut, a cowboy and a ninja one day. Come back when you have actually acheived it.I boasted because someone called me a dreamer......sounding a little like you right now..

 

it's still bragging if it's true, bra

and sorry but I don't give a flying fuck about you or your opinion of me, and I'm not gonna brag about my life cus I feel no need to. I've run into your kind many times in my life, and I can't stand everybody like you equally.

I wonder why I have never in my life heard of you, and why if you're as well known and famous and popular as you claim to be, you're posting on a porn forum?

 

Sorry, just HAD to stick my nose in here... "Bra" isn't a cool thing to say anymore. More reatarded than anything, really... Just FYI from the Hawaiian kid.

 

I never go by what's considered "cool", and I use it differently than the way Hawaiians do. It was meant as an insult

and it's "retarded"