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  1. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Gosh, I sure hope so!!!!...When??:confused:
     
  2. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    I know, I know, I know, (arm in air)

    Let's be Baron Knights
    Or is it Barren Nights
    and change song lyrics.

    Who could forget 'Birth control to ginger tom'?

    C just did one and I did one earlier (repost below)

    MM(sung)]
    I'll do anything
    For you dear anything
    For you mean everything to me.

    I know that
    I'll go anywhere
    For your smile, anywhere --
    For your smile, ev'rywhere --
    I'd see.

    [LC]
    Would you lick my slit?

    [MM]
    Anything!

    [LC]
    Woud you finger it?

    [MM]
    Anything!

    [LC]
    Let me suck your will?

    [MM]
    Anything!

    [LL]
    Even pay my Bill?

    [MM]
    What? Pay?

    I'd risk everything
    For one kiss -- everything
    Yes, I'd do anything...

    [LC]
    Anything?!

    [MM]
    Anything for you!!

    [LC (spoken)]
    'Ere now, Chunky, you just copy
    MM and I'll help you out with the words, alright?
    So it's "I'll do anything"
     
  3. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Didn't we just have that ditty on the last page??? Are you losing it???:confused:
     
  4. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    I think the old eyes are fading RP

    I wrote

    C just did one and I did one earlier (repost below)

    then reposted it:-D

    It was an egg sample

    They say it makes you blind!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    I'm more of a skimmer and don't always read every word, I know shame on me??? I'm hanging my head in shame...;)
     
  6. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    Too hard for you heh, ok here is another egg sample from The Barron Knights, can't find the lyrics on the web so going from my fading memory.

    Birth control to Major Tom,
    Birth control to Major Tom,
    Your meow is higher since you had it done.

    This is ginger tom to birth control,
    I'm feeling very frail,
    and there's something gone from underneath my tail,
    and I'm walking in a most peculiar way ay ay ay.

    Here am I sitting in a dustbin (trash can)
    Meowing at the moon
    Planet earth is blue but there's nothing we can do.
    'Cos youv'e be doctored too. ba bum bum
    Youv'e be doctored too.
     
  7. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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  8. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    You've got somebody pissed of at you.
     
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    Nympho sex kitten

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  10. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    Yeh, can you believe it? Did you like the way I refused to derail the thread and brought it here. I did it for you Caff. I'm learning, still a newby:p
     
  11. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    :)

    I think it's okay to counter-flame.
     
  12. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Pm him and ask him for some more pictures...see what he says...I told you part of the south was like Norfolk... By the way, yes I understood it, I just don't always read every word, hence, I'm a skimmer.....:rolleyes:
     
  13. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    Fuck, I just can't win with you you obnoxious self righteous bastard.lol
     
  14. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Well considering that every town in the UK has its counterpart in the US there's probably several of them.
    Or maybe he emigrated from England to beat an incest charge.

    He does seem mighty sensitive about it though - more so than a UK guy would be!!!

    Hey maybe he's a scouser!!....:-D
     
  15. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Scouser???? Here we go again, what is it???:confused:
     
  16. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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  17. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    No, a scouser wouldn't have made a pun like 'Bush is tight' without even knowing it. This guy truly is stupid, shows what all that inbreeding does.

    Incest is soooooooooooo wrong. Just look what it produces.

    God, I feel mean sometimes beatig the crap out of people who clearly don't have the intelligence to defend themselves.
     
  18. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Something tells me that it doesn't really bother you at all...What's a scouser???
     
  19. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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  20. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    A scouser, someone who is tall, dark and hansome, Intelligent beyond belief, witty, caring, a fantastic lover with extraordinary physical prowess.

    egg samples, John Lennon, Me, can't think of too many others.
     
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