wraps the towel around u and gives u ur clothes... go get changed love

 

hehe runs of and changes and comes back with a towel drying my hair and jumps in bed

 

i guess ur feelin better huh love?

 

no my arms are missing something

 

Deidre nice to see you here with the picture, thank you. You are most welcome to join us.

Now can I chase you around the Island and interest you in some great lezzie lovins?

You are sooooooooooooo beautiful to me.

You look a lot like sparkle, a lovely lady who was a forum member she died as a result of an auto accident from a drunk driver about a year ago. I really miss her.

 

Hmmmm

Foxy, you no magician, you're the islands ninja

As for me...... I sit there on the Islands highest peak, in a hermit-type hut, watching organized havoc ensue :excited:

 

the empress decrees:

Let the orgy games begin
gentleman start your erections!!!!
Ladies start your wetness!!!!

 

Orgy Games huh?

I suppose I should come down and join in

I must ask though what actual games will be included?

 

well would licking, tasting, sucking and fucking entice you any?
And I almost forgot sex tag, anyone?


philosopher's note:

As I reach the end of the days of my 22xxx set of posts, does it mean anything when I reach 23000? Will I achieve sublime knowledge, be enlightened, become supergirl? does anyone care? Will I ascend into Nirvana, become one with the great GOD OF THE FORUM?

To be continued shortly!!!

 

well this is it, my post number twenty three thousand, will i go up in a puff of smoke, will i just disappear, will nothing happen?

Guess the latter, oh well,such is life in the big city.


I suppose i should say something profound and meaningful in light of the occasion, noticed by no one but myself, so here goes.

Fellow forumites, i have truly enjoyed my time on the forum with most of you, it has been fun swatting spammers, sparring with jests, and even having deep scientific discussions, i have given up trying to ever change anyone's cast in concrete beliefs no matter how wrong they are i forgive those who dont believe i did die visit the other world and came back like so many hundreds of thousands of others have done i don't care what you believe about god the universe and everything as long as you believe in douglas n. Adams, the patron saint of dna, and ford prefect i don't care if you don't believe in me either i do care that you enjoy all the pics i post and my lame attempts at humour and i hope you do enjoy my stories.

Have i covered it all? Oh one other thing, i don't fuck with 4 year old girls i only write about someone else doing it do you think steven king is a murderer because he writes about it? Or countless other authors, so why do some call me a pedophile because i write such stories. As a matter of fact my female hormones and surgery make male performance a rather impossible thing for me. I am lesbian, lesbian, and have been even before.



Now that is as profoundest as i can get. I posted this whole thing in upper case and the vbulletin since the revision will post it all as lower case which i think looks crappy, asked lemark to fix that too, so it is what you type is what you get.

I am so grateful that he responded to my request to lengthen the edit to 10 minutes,i am disappointed that so few even noticed it.

i love you all even the ones who irritate me sometimes

lainie (the empress not the movie!)


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My second post empress lainie

Someone said back a year ago maybe maybe I should change my screen name to Lainie, well 23000 posts as ZYZX named for the road is as good a time as any. Have to do some housecleaning like fixing or hopefully copying my signature.

So hope to eventually have 23000 or more posts as Empress Lainie, if I'm not run off or die first.

 

orgy games sex tag?
ok time for me to abbandon ship im out of here

Smoke bomb *poof*

 

Well you could come back and join me on the beach, I will give you a message, ups mean mAssage. This isn't San Diego with its Message Parlors.

 

Hmmmmm, I could ref..... Im saving my considerable abilities in bed for my other half

 

Good morning Jax, have a great day.

 

And a very good morning to you Miss Empress Lady Type Person

 

You can call me just Lainie if you like, Jaxom and also good morning to you.

 

OK all good, and my names Jason by the way, I got Jaxom from one of my fav books

 

Used to have a friend on here from New Zealand, he was in college studying landscape architecture.

 

Thats cool, So whats your day job?