Really want to fuck this girl badly. Only problem is I have a girlfriend, and my balls have ben sliced off. How do I get my pheromones back????

 

bit confused here...don't pick on me, I'm blonde...but are you talking sliced off literally or just that your gf currently has custody of them?

 

Lol, this is funny.

Anyway, can't you get erections?

 

Pheromones or hormones?

 

Its part of being human, we all see people we would luv to fuck even if we have a bf/gf, ive been with my gf for nearly 5 years and I still see girls all the time I would luv to go with.

The answer to the problem is really simple though, just do exactly what I do...DONT BE A DICKHEAD AND CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND! SHES WORTH MORE THAN THAT YOU SHIT!...see...easy isnt it? and if this is really to hard for your mind to take, may I sugest with the scrap of decency you have left be honest with your girlfriend and break it off with her? you talk about being "castrated" by her as if its her fault, you agreed to go out with her and this is just part of being with somone! get over it fucktard!

I am sorry if I seam harsh, but it is all true, im quite shure if you asked your gf she would agree with me good luck

 

mmmm ... gotta call it as I see it ... mmmm

With the unnotable ranting threads of how your gf is a whore for just having male friends is a problem to you, do you really think this is the right course of action?

If she is a whore then what does this make you?

*nods head and walks away*

 

What a freakin' jerk! You talk shit about your gf on several threads, calling her a whore yet you're the one who wants to cheat! Guilty conscience?

 

Nope, he doesn't have one.

 

hmmmm

%-)%-)

 

Paradox

Go and find your Ki !

 

No, no. You guys have it all wrong. See if you actually knew my girlfriend (as in meeting her), or if you knew me then I think you would find yourselves asking the same questions as I do. It's not that I'm actually going to go out and cheat on her. I'm a good guy... I'm just pissed off. See when I'm in a relationship with someone, there's nothing more I would rather do then just totally fuck them over (I get off on it). You guys are idiots... I do have a girlfriend, and the reason why I post all these messages is to help judge what to do with my situation right now because, quite frankly, I have no idea. The one scenario that continually haunts my mind is why she would want me to even consider she is messing around. AND HERE'S WHY!
Ask yourselves this. The first guy she gives her number out to is one of those dudes who is always boasting about how much pussy he gets. He doesn't shut the fuck about it. What kind of reason would you have to give him your number. It's not like he's your friend. He texts her the next couple of days, and then, they have a conversation about having sex and she just acts like it's not a big deal. I go away for a weekend, and the most she has to say about it was she went to one of his parties with a friend of hers. This happened so long ago, and to this day I wonder why I still care... even enough to listen to people on this forum. I have asked her so many times I still wonder why she hasn't dumped me for being a dick head about the whole situation. Now I'm left with 2 options, stick it out, and play her bitchass, or leave her no choice but to admit to it, then leave her. Or, there's option 3 which in this case I would just not say anything at all. There you have it, and to all those people who just act like what I'm saying is retarded, you can just go and suck my dick... Give me advice, not your lame dip shit opinions, I don't want to hear them, who are you to take my character into question? This isn't about me, so anyone who can relate, relate... If you think I shouldn't take this seriously, you obviously have some shitty relationships going for yourselves. Though I might add this too seeing how there are retards out there who would rather ask about who I am then make a judgement about my situation. I have no gotten one girls number the whole time I have been out at college... Stupid right? Might I add that I am 2000 miles away from her. Now do you understand. Fuck.

 

Shit before I'm thought of as a dick again, I'm going to take back the whole playing her thing. I'd prolly just dump her before I did that... answer the question though seriously.

 

Seriouly, just fuck the other bitch and your bitch and any other bitch and shut the fuck up about it or are you like 12 and can't make up your own bloody mind?

 

Says the guy who's thinking about cheating.

 

Just fuck the guy, fucking guys cheat all the god damn time anyway. Hurt the girl, who cares. Girls hurt guys anyway, balance out the fucking universe.

 

You don't deserve her, so here's my ADVICE....break up with her.

 

agreed with both of you

From the way you talk, you do not sound like a good guy.

Be a man and end it if you're doing this kiddy shit.

 

Hmm, I think you should stay with your girlfriend until you have started going out with another girl and feel it is going a good direction, that way if the new girl isn't as good as your old gf you end it quickly and don't lose your girlfriend. That has the best chance of success.

 

We're talking about girls feelings here, not jobs.

 

I think that either way you shouldn't cheat on your girlfriend. Im not saying that you're going too or you're thinking of doing it, just thought Id say it. If you really aren't happy with your current girlfriend then you finish it because it isn't fair on either of you. Although you may also want to make sure you and this other girl would work, because if you leave your girlfriend for her and it doesn't work out, you're gonna be really stuck