I can't believe I skimmed over this thred so many times without clicking, that was quite lovely SL

 

Well, there are some guys, i'm not implicating anyone in particular here, who keep their's in the most unusual place, that is, on their head.

 

Why thank you SWBarbie. I'm rather ill at the moment, but I feel better knowing that people find enjoyment in my works.

 

nice one lycan, lol

 

Below is a satellite image of an uncharted planet. The vegetation around the cave is growing back, apparently after a region wide die-off wipe out all plant life. At the time of photo capture, the clitoris was outside it's home, sunning itself.

Note at the southernmost point, there is a small formation called the perineum. This is a small area of featureless land that lies between the cavern south of the clitoris and north of the southernmost point of the planet, generally called an anus.

 

Very nice illustration. Thanks.

 

What a beautiful picture ! This should be in every high-school boy's text book. Next to it should be a clear picture of where the hymen is located, so that the next generation of the male population doesn't think it's somewhere half way up a girl's vagina, lol :excited:.

In fact, this girl looks like she still may have her hymen intact?

 

heheh leave it to daddy to be the 'wishful' thinker....

Great post and I love the picture and humor...

Any more guidance for men.... means more happy women out there!!! Oh and PS if you are going 'hiking' or 'searching' or most importantly 'probing' make sure you dont have hang nails or ratty cuticles... it is sensitive! Yikes!!

 

Happy trails to you!

I stumbled on this post by accident. Boy, am I glad I did. I know most of what was written, but it was still informative and entertaining. The kicker was the photo with trail markers.

This should be required reading.

Thanks for posting.

 

And thank you for reading!

 

Thank you for writing.....

You do realise you sound like a cunt though.....don't you?

 

Only if you realize that every post you've ever written makes you sound like a flaming homosexual.

 

Shamless bump.

 

I liked the picture! :excited: Although, it would be fairly easy to navigate without a map ...

 

You'd think so, but for some reason, many men think the clitoris is found inside the vagina, or in the throat, and the hymen is deep within the vagina.

Some men aren't too smart when it comes to exploring and understanding the female body.

(I'll let you in on a secret, exploring is much more fun without a map!) :-E

 

That was brilliantly written LOL

 

Very poetic

 

The clitoris: the only human organ whose sole function is pleasure-perhaps there is a God after all!

 

Bumping this for a noob that should probably read this.