Funny, I am officially tired of watching a guy fuck a hot woman, only to watch him jack off. The novelty pf cumshots is gone, folks. At the very least, the chick should jack him off. But better yet...oh, I don't know...how about actually cumming in her mouth or pussy?

And fake tits. To me, the main attraction is the mammaries, and seeing a porno where the woman has bolt ons is about as exciting as Journey touring with the singer from a tribute band!

 

These as well as guys who don't take their shoes/socks off and over-the-top moaning.

My biggest turn off is when the girls has allegedly cum and yet his cock is as dry as it was the first time it slid out of her. Why can't they use some lube in these movies? haha

 

A story line is a must for me, most of the time.

 

that about says it all

 

Ass to mouth. looses me every time. I enjoy anal but as soon as they go from ass to mouth it could be the best porn ever but it is all over for me. Especially with it is from one girls ass to another girls mouth.

Minor annoyance: Men who only unzip their fly or partially pull pants down and the girl is butt naked. Looks stupid guys. Take it off already. And while you are at it take the damn shoes off too.

 

hmm... what turns me off?

Over use of dirty talk and noises when it's not needed... Like they do in the the Naughty America line of porn all too often. it makes it sound so damn fake and thinking it's fake is really what turns me off I guess...

I don't mind moans of pleasure or anything, but I hate it when they're constantly, "Oh fuck yeah, fuck me fuck me fuck me! YEs fuck shit fuuuck! Fuck that cock hard in me!" And you're looking at them and the two are in a missionary position going slow. It's like... Wow... that guy must be going so fast and hard it only looks slow...

Oh, and also when voices are dubbed in when they're ff from the actors mouths that's fun XD

Actually, on that note, I've been getting turned off a lot of internet porn lately because I want the sound to match the movie, but in a lot of videos I've seen, something goes wrong and the sounds are anywhere from a few seconds to a minute late. that just makes it boring really and kind of dumb...

Oh, and also what I hate is when the guy was silent the whole time, then when he cums it's like he's having some orgasm that even the gods would be jealous of yet you see maybe one shot dribble out. That and in movies when they focus on the guy too long... I mean, I know that's for the girls, but I don't like staring at a guy's face and overly fake sweaty body for more than a few seconds if even that, yet they like to keep it there for a while it seems...

 

You're right, and I never noticed it till now--the dicks are dry! Good eye, piggit.

 

Girls who are silent! I can't stand it! Make some damn noise, let us and the guy fucking you know that you're enjoying it! Euro porn is great for this.

The gagging while 'deep-throating'. I don't even consider that a blow job since they don't even wrap their lips around his cock. It doesn't look like it would feel good to the guy and the gagging noise makes me queasy. (I do however like to watch deep-throating if it's done right (according to me)).

I can't stand it when the director won't shut up.

This isn't a turn off, but I really want the girl to orgasm even if it's fake.

 

Nothing kills my mood fast than ass to mouth. For the love of god, don't fuck her in the ass and then make her suck your dick. *shudders* I don't care how many enemas she's had!

 

i'm sure you mentioned this before, it bugs you alot doesn't it :rose:

when the guy moans alot.
porn script like "you are totally in my ass right now, omg you are so deep in my ass" repeat and vary slightly.....
scenes that go on for just way too long, i see where you're going with this shot change position already!

 

I hate this too.

 

A good plot line makes the best porn!

I only watch porn for the plot

 

Anyone else hate when they're completely naked except for shoes?

That's a turn off for me...

Oh and on that note, it turns me off how every girl wears stripper/hooker shoes in porn. You know, the ones with like 7 inch heels or some crazy thing like that. I often find myself waiting for the girl to stab the guy with those...

 

Yes, I hate this too. Not only are the shoes freakin' ugly, they handicap their movement as well.

 

more guys then girls

 

i was watching one the other day and you could hear a lawn mower in the backround lol

 

LOL! totally agreed :mrgreen:

 

douchebag guys that won't stop making dumb comments and stupid little jokes, or constantly calling the girl a bitch and stuff. Nobody cares who these guys are, so they should just shut up since everyone wants to pay attention to the girl.

ass to mouth, it just doesn't do it for me

fake tits

lesbians pretending that sucking a dildo feels good, or that they like it when a girl sucks their strapon. So stupid.

girls being naked except for shoes, and wearing those stupid hooker shoes

a guy jacking off for 4 minutes at the end of the video (also funny when they finally do cum and barely anything comes out, but they and the girl have to pretend like it was a big deal)

guys making girls lick their feet or asses. Gross, I don't want to see that and feel sorry for the girls. I also hate shitty camera work when you have to stare at some guys ass the whole time.

 

Hearing someone approach and I have to quickly put away my dick and you have that awkward silence of..."did they see? do they know? How out of breath am I right now??"

haha...

 

i agree regarding the guys jerkin off at the end of a scene. in my opinion/experience NOTHING compares to someone else getting you off as opposed to doing it yourself. Private had some of the best/hottest that my woman and i saw for a long time.