Overly loud moaners, trust me I am a LOUD girl I know when they are faking it and the ridiculous amount of make up most of the wome wear as well as the guys who shoot like two dribbles useless! I want to see CUM lol I know a lot of people have said this but it irks me too

 

Okay, my pet peeve is: girls who seem to be having an orgasm when they couldn't POSSIBLY be having an orgasm.

I also get a little bored with the constant, monotonous moaning. I mean, they don't change the rhythm, they don't change the pitch, they don't change the volume...it's like: "this is my fucking noise, and I'm sticking to it no matter what".

 

I agree...nothing worse than an insufficient quantity of cum. I mean...I feal so cheated!

 

What, you've never sucked off your man wearing nothing but roller-blades?

 

i'll have you know they spend hours in front of the bathroom mirror perfecting that moan as if they were preparing to give a speech.

others i hate.
1. spitting in the girls mouth, how is that at all arousing?!
2. dribble cumshots, if you're gonna do it make it worth it and hit her from across the room.
3. seeing the guys hairy ass while you're trying to get off.

 

cum that looks like some blatant kitchen recipe, used because the guy jizzed a dribble and they had no stunt cock to work with.

 

I hate when anyone in the video is faking it and I hate when the guy is sleazy looking.

 

smoking, lack of enthusiasm, fake tits, fake moaning, scripted unreal situations.

Come to think of it, I really don't like porn.

Give me real people having real sex because they want to. And film it for me.

 

Spitting, whether into mouths, an orifice...whatever. It is beyond nasty to me. Same goes for any snowballing.

I hate seeing all the dumbass gagging and gargling that is so trendy now...the noises are stupid and it isn't hot in the least bit to me.

Terribly fake "dirty talk" (see someone like Hillary Scott) makes me mute the scene.

I'm sure I'll remember more because I really feel as though I've become some sorta porno snob.

In fact, I won't even cum to a scene when whacking off, if it isn't specifically an act (position) that I love.

 

Isn't that like, every movie?

 

Definitely this, but the worst is the sucking air through their teeth thing, especially when nothing's even happening. I swear it's like the douchebag mating call or something, and you can tell that it's obviously to stroke their own ego like "I'm fucking this hot chick, I pulled such a hot chick, I am so awesome, etc" and not "this feels good, this chick is good, I am enjoying this"

Seriously, suck air through your teeth sometime and tell me it doesn't make you sound like an idiot. I can understand when you're hurt or something because I do that too, it's a great way to deal with pain somewhat subtly, but other than that, it's just annoying and makes you sound like a tool.

That and when you can tell the girl isn't acting naturally at all, and is faking everything including her sexual personality. That's a huge turn off.

Other than that, everybody else pretty much already said every other turn off of mine when watching porn.

 

2 quick things come to mind:

When camera-man focuses too long on the guy's facial expressions and nothing else... esp when i'm about to cum

also don't like when a woman is wearing high-heels and doing a great spread-eagle but they're either cropped out of the picture or in shadow.

 

YEA! What he said. I would only add one more thing. The guy sticking his tung down the girl's thought after he just came in her mouth. I get that some people like it but it makes me fell sick to see it.

 

gotta agree with the shoes, huge transparent 6 inch heels, tell me their not a safety hazard?

also people looking bored and not intrested in whats going on at all, makes me wonder what their thinking, "oh shit, did i leave the kitchen light on?"

 

When the girl yells: "YEAH" "YEAH" "YEAH" over and over.

When the girls wear those stupid long eyelashes and stupid plastic porno boots with the 5" soles and heels.

The silicone scars under the boobs and that sagging wrinkled look in the boobs that looks like someone put a basketball in there.

 

When watching straight porn, it’s a turn off when the girl is going way over the top with her moans, especially when the guys not doing anything fantastic. Also I hate dialog in porno’s, its always corny and stupid.

When watching gay or bi porn I hate when two guys are fucking extra slow, if I can’t hear some clapping when his fucking that ass then it worthless to me. It also turns me off when I watch gay porn and the guy acts more like a girl, if I wanted to see that I’d watch straight porn.

 

When a girls pussy is completely shaved and then she has a hairy asshole. Nasty. Over the top moaning, Trying to talk dirty and it sounds sooooo fake.

 

seeing another mans asshole and taint and nut hairs turns me off.
and anything beyound noral sex does nothing for me at all lame.

 

extreme "skull fucking". I tend to get overly concerned for the girls, especially when they have tears streaming down their face, which means their make-up is being smeared.

I also hate spit. it's so gross no matter who is doing the spitting.

 

hehe, Maybe we should create a porno think tank! get all the best ideas together for the best porno ever, make sure to leave all these things out of it.

Then, we sell it and split the profits! We'd be millionaires! Okay... well maybe not that much... but if everyone got in to it, I'm pretty sure we could get enough to where everyone involved would get a cut of like $5000-$10000 ^__^



Anyway, another turn of for me is when girls do that one thing with cum in there mouth where they keep pushing it between their lips the bringing it back in. I don't mind if they spit it somewhere, or swallow it, but it's not sexy doing a 'spit dance' with cum. And on a similar note, how is it arousing seeing them blow cum bubbles?

And on another note, when then force out anal creampies. That is just the worst! For one, it looks sick. Two, each time they manage to push out a little cum you always here them fart (oh real hot ). And three, I don't find it that appealing staring in to someone's gaping ass.