hey im just curious what goes on during a lapdance at like a strip club? like what do they do?

 

Why not go to one and find out?

It's actually all quite fun unless you think about where the girl has been... >_>

 

haha the closest one is about an hour away and i dont feel like taking that hike.

 

they do most anything you want----------IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY

 

typically they rub their butt all over your legs, and when you get a semi or full wood they pick up on that and focus their rubbing there
depending on the girl you get they'll usually put their titties in your face at least one time during the dance.... either they'll slap you in the face with them or bury your face with them.
some will try and make small talk with you and others will seem really aloof
some are athletic and can do little flips and stuff off the bars in the lap dance booth.
they like to grab your head and put it on their shoulder so you can look downwards at their full body
they'll wrap their legs around your head and stuff and pretty much every girl is different... sometimes you'll get the sweetest girl and you'll pretty much fall in love with the stripper and sometimes you can get a real bitch
NEVER touch the stripper no matter how into you she may seem (it's an illusion) one time I did and I got my hand slapped and felt really stupid... the other time I asked the girl... who did kind of dig me (as much as a stripper can) if I could pay a little more cash to feel her up, and she let me... but if you don't feel confident to ask them something like that then they definitely probably don't want your grimey hands on them.

anyway... lap dances are fucking awesome, and they go so fast and quickly leave you 20-40$ poorer in three to six minutes. but I think memories are priceless... oh and one hour isn't a big deal at all if it's a high class joint. the nearest strip club from my place is an hour and a half and my buddies and I have typically scheduled a trip once a year.
if it's a nasty place like the one we had in our hometown... one girl was 6 months pregnant, and the other needed to wipe her fuckin' ass... then yeah that wouldn't be worth it.

 

What you need to do is wear something nice and thin so that the outline of your cock is readily apparent, and so that you'll feel her rubbing against you really good. Like some thin gym shorts, you know the kind I mean? And no underwear. And what she'll do to start with, typically, is slide a knee between your legs, and rub your cock with it, while she leans forward (with her hands on the back of your couch or chair) so that you can get a nice view of her boobs in your face.

I used to like to kneel down and, if nobody was looking, and press my lips around the bulge of the guy's cock. Then if I pressed my tongue against it, it gave him a warm sensation guys all seem to like. If your shorts or loose, she might slide her fingers up underneath them, and do a little creative teasing.

Then she might get up, turn her back on you, ease downward with her hands on your knees or your thighs, and press her butt against your cock. If your cock is hard by then, it's best if it's pointing upward toward your head, you know? That way she can capture it between her ass-cheeks, and she can move along it, stroking it with her cleft. She might even be able to get you to cum that way, if you pay her enough, and if you don't mind getting your shorts all wet.

But we're talking her about clubs where management doesn't pay much attention and the rules are flexible. That's certainly not true of all strip clubs.

Don't ask me how I happen to know all this, by the way.

Now, if I do a lapdance in PRIVATE....it might be fundamentally the same, but with the advantage of no clothing in the way...and a lot of massage oil to make things all slippery. For some guys, it's the ultimate fantasy.

 

I wanna know where that strip club is at, or place like it XD

The one I went to the girl I think was nice considering a) it was my b-day at the time, and b) it was my first time at a strip club. Maybe she was just a nice stripper, but I doubt she'd have done some of the things she did if she didn't know it was my first time there (Thanks to my brother telling her that...)

Actually... I haven't been to one since... mostly 'case if you're a loner guy and ya go to a strip club, you look kinda creepy and perverted... Get friends? Well, that's a weird conversation.. "Hey, let's go to a strip club together!" That almost sounds like a punch in the face ^__^

 

Take your bills to stick down them.

 

It really, really depends on the city. In Vancouver and Montreal they get fully naked and can touch you as much as they want (just don't touchie back.) In Vegas they can't get bottomless while serving alcohol. Some states they can't even get topless. It's ridiculous. Bottom line I guess... come to Canada

 

We have alot of full contact strip clubs here in Montreal so we dont have to worry about not being able to touch em

 

There ya go

 

Montreal and to some extent Hull are famous, for good reason, around the world for their lap dances. The only drawback is that they kind of ruin it for other strip clubs in other parts of the world.
Many good memories.

 

San Francisco also has several full contact (and beyond) strip joints. In one or two, absolutely anything goes if you have the cash.

 

Well, the places around here are topless only if they serve alcohol. If there's no alcohol, then it's full nude and they touch ya all they want XD

But Vancouver definitely sounds better XD

 

Ha, I'll tell you what a stripper does during a lap dance. TAKE ALL OF YOUR MONEY! It's just a game to see how much of a dumb ass you are and how willing your are to part with your money so that you can walk around with a hardon.

 

Willing buyer, willing seller.

 

Ew.. bad advice. You want someone that may or may not have a girlfriend go and have some loose STD infested whore crawling all over his lap?

EWWW..

Get a girlfriend to do it. We do it better anyway.

*soooo glad her boyfriend hates strippers*

 

I was always curious, too. Great thread

 

Hey, you can't call me that!!

 

Getting paid with orgasms doesn't count