You think thats bad,
I always return my dvds without rewinding them

 

I am a gay bottom. once my top was fucking me from behind in his bed.. I couldnt control and i pissed in his bed.. He made me fall over it and roll over it.. My body started smelling piss. I liked it.. So he took me to the toilet and he gave a golden shower for me

 

not all that bad

I shit in a bag and left it behind a couch at a house party.

 

With a friend we tied up her boyfriend and left him there naked in the bed. Every time he moved, the cords would wrap tighter around his cock. The best part is we left him there in his bed naked and wrapped in telephone cords and we listed to him struggle from the other room for at least an hour plus.

 

it's probably best if i didn't say.

 

So i was like 16, going 69 with my gf, asked her if i could lick her butthole, she freaked, was like "no way! dude", a little bit later on i had her in a sort of Jiu-jitsu hold fucking her and poked a finger in her asshole, she freaked again, but I held onto her and laughed in quite a evil way. She didn;t like it , but still she came pretty quickly.

Jacked off in a public hot spa pool when noone else was there - the hot water felt sooo good :satisfied::excited::mrgreen:

 

I've scooped a lump of feces out of my ass with a popsicle stick and put it in the freezer. After it's frozen I take the stick with the frozen lump of feces and put it back in my ass.

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Good creativity man

 

it couldnt possibly be worse than some of these other ones. could it?? youve got people curious now

anyway, mine would probably be waking up off the couch in my 'GROSS' frat house for a brief moment at a party, sprinting to the bathroom to puke and then falling asleep on the bathroom floor the rest of the night.

 

Have probably done worse but, one I do remember is taking a dump on the stairs in a hotel.

 

One time i shoved barbed wire in my asshole, and then i took the barbed wire and ripped open the head of my cock, which felt like heaven. Then i drank the blood and vommited on my dick.

 

Your'e quite a traditionalist then?

 

Cream cake Roulette!

When I was a Manager of a shoe shop I was quite turned on by the sexy chat of some of the female staff talking about oral sex. One sexy Saturday girl Nadine said she didn't think she could ever do it as it was gross! At lunch time I bought their usual Saturday treat - fresh cream cakes! I couldn't resist giving one of the girls an extra treat! So I jerked off and added a full cumshot to a chocolate eclair! then returned it to the box for the girls to take their pick! Nadine was the lucky girl who proceeded to eat it. She really worried me when she started spooning out the fresh cream with her finger. I could be found out!! Phew! She didn't even notice! Even funnier was the fact that in light of the earlier conversation some of the other girls were teasing Nadine by saying "that's a big one"" suck all the cream out" etc as she ate it. Not realising that it actually contained real fresh sperm! What a turn on! I thought it was amusing to think that within an hour of saying she didn't like the idea of sucking cock she was actually swallowing cum! What a naughty boy I am! Not the first time I did this and not the last - many more instances if anyone wants to know more?

 

At a party once a dude was drunk and peed on my leg, so I went outside and took a cup, peed in it until it was full, and dumped it all over the fuckers head and face.

Nobody pees on me.

 

embarrased

got sumthin tats worse den tat

 

The nastiest thing i think i have done was once my boyfriend was on the phone to his bother. I was sitting in the living room chair and he decided to straddle me and i started fucking him while he was on the phone. it was so hot watching him try to him his pleasure on the phone.

 

lol that's not very nice but... not rly that bad... i think it's happened to most guys at some point

I honestly think i would find eating semen less gross than eating McD's. And that's not coz I'm veggie.

lolol that's not gross ass licking is great, as long as it's clean receiving is better though....


Oh and no I'm NOT answering the OP

 

I once took a 14 foot dildo and put it in my penis hole. The i cut open my penis and peeled it like a bannana. It was so hot. now i have a vagina and i shove 20 foot dildos in it, one time it came out my mouth.


THEN I HAD A 50 PERSON FUCK ORGY IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK

 

Ahhhhhhhh! How cute is this little boy's imagination!

 

Well i do believe the lad deserves a hand, being the officially the worlds tallest man, what with 14 foot dildos NOT coming out his mouth.