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  1. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    and that's why Bella is the most awesome kick ass chic on this forum.

    sorry Bishop


    :cool:
     
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  2. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    Daddy, the UPS guy just delivered your shipment of Savia Divinorum!

    I will clean your bong then fill it with fresh water, and we can smoke it together!

    "Okay honey, but just one toke."

    Daddy, that's all I need. One toke makes me pass out and feel like I am in a giant plastic bag.

    Someone starts zipping it closed and I feel like I am going to die.

    I start reflecting back on my life and live it all again in seconds.

    Moments later, I open my eyes.

    Salvia is a real trip.

    "Honey, I think that you need psychiatric counseling."

    Why do you say that?

    "Salvia just gives me a mild buzz where I think about the future, not the past."

    "You think about being in a plastic bag reflecting on life, so there must be a reason for that."

    Daddy, I think that it might be about your bitter divorce from Mommy. I didn't know where I was going to live from one day to the next. You and Mommy are to blame for what I go through when I hallucinate.

    "Honey, I guess you are right. Do you have the bong ready?"

    Yes Daddy, I got it ready!

    "Well, lets visit your past together and make some changes."

    Daddy, I love you.

    "Honey, take a hit of salvia and I will join you right afterwards."

    Okay Daddy!
     
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  3. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    That is all that I needed to finish my report about Joliet's life with his daughter and submit it to a Grand Jury for indictment.

    I am only a legal student, but I know that Joliet must be separated from his daughter so he has more time to spend with me.

    We were meant to be together even though he has never responded to the hundreds of private messages that I have sent to him.
     
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  4. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Originally Posted by pookey227 https://forum.xnxx.com/images/buttons_xnxx/viewpost.gif
    *CYBER SMACK*


    DONT YOU EVER
    *SMACK*

    BRING UP
    *SMACK*


    AN OLD POST LIKE THIS
    *SMACK*

    AGAIN!

    https://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=93783&postcount=10

    PS You're actually boring in a can.
     
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  5. proof2006

    proof2006 Porno Junky

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    I'm glad this was bumped it was a good read. What was the final verdict for her i wonder?
     
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  6. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    Miguel, shoot Stumblers balls off...
     
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  7. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    We may never know. For the record I had one of my most memorable orgasms on acid. Happy days!;)

    Thinskin
     
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  8. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Say what you will about Joliet but this post is sheer fucking genius improv. I can't remember laughing so hard and I wasn't even on acid.
     
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  9. padiddle

    padiddle Porno Junky Suspended!

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    good god don't do it. stick with dope and beer. Oh and btw, change your fucking screen name bb. I looked at your profile hoping you were a chick. that's false fucking advertising right there!
     
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  10. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Fuck that ......... if someone wants to kill them self let them. I would be the first guy on the ground yelling up to the top of a building for the idiot to jump.
     
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  11. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    Ah the memories - a whole thread with no prick-waving nonsense! :laughing:
     
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  12. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    You mean I missed this one.

    Speaking of memories Old Tool ............. when's the last time?
     
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  13. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    I waved my prick at someone? It's been forever! :p
     
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  14. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    The last time you ingested psychedelic substances and I think trying to claim never would ring like a Herman Cain explanation?
     
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  15. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    You know I'm a huge square that would never ingest such things into my bwahahahahaaaaa . . . seriously . . . I'm high on life, dude! :laughing:

    . . . uhhmmmmm, summer of 1991, Cherry Point, NC - so it has been a long time
     
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  16. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    You got high in NC??? :eek: I think that's been my mistake while living here...I haven't!!
     
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  17. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Not that long though. And I was more interested in the opportunity for different perspectives between like the 60's and decades later when one tends to have an entirely different perspective on life to compare the experiences.

    I personally recommend especially mushrooms. They are a little more than just a trip. They have a way of helping I think.

    As Hunter Thompson observed; " I think its good to blow the old tubes out every now and then."
     
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  18. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I'd want my old tubes blown out only if someone were here to fuck my brains out at the same time!
     
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  19. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    This thread makes me really want to listen to some Jefferson Airplane(Starship) .......... White Rabbit, maybe I better go ask Alice first though.:excited:

    Or even some Lucy in the sky with Diamonds even though it's not really about acid and is about the stars in a drawing. Great tune all the same.
     
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  20. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Fuck .......... now I'm going down memory lane on YouTube.:eek:
     
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