Let's see! God is Male, and the Female incarnation dressed as a Male is the Devil and so is Shemale.
An orgy ensues and Adam and Eve are remarkably conceived and therefore have an incestuous relationship using a Snake and an Apple.

So! Now 'WE' exist!

Time passes and a Virgin gives birth to the Son of God in a Barn....We buy Ties and Socks in celebration.
Then He dies.
Then He's alive again.
Then He just goes away somewhere, promising to come back, if we eat Chocolate.....But he hasn't yet.

Fair enough! Works for me! Cheers!

All hate mail is to be redirected to: Mr Charles Darwin. PO box 666 in your Capital City

 

Darwin probably would've been ashamed that idiots like you represent him and claim to be scientific.

 

I don't often get involved in the old 'religious debates' here about - but I agree wholeheartedly with Baller - omg!! What's gone wrong with the world now ffs!! :excited:

Kleetus - sometimes the things that appear witty in our heads should NEVER be shared with anyone else - remember that, and I'm sure you'll go far!!

Keep taking the meds in the interim!!

Right Baller - that's over, back to sparring :satisfied:

 

that's the thing i don't get about you religious folk. when someone presents your beliefs exactly how it is, without the reverence and hoopla you get upset.

you do believe in a Jewish Zombie who was born in a barn was crucified, then brought back to life and escorted to heaven by an angel.

it's complete insanity sanctioned by world wide acceptance.\

even if 10 million people share a crazy belief, it's still a crazy belief.

 

Haha!! Hush now Incubus!! I've never met a 'believer' who was a zealous in the pursuit of their faith as some of the 'athiests' I've met

 

Now that is a very astute observation.

 

Interesting indeed! All the Megaposters have come out to play...Thought as much...Answers many questions for me.

 

Wanna know a secret Smc?

It's because we're too busy trying to save the entire human race. Yep, we take our role very seriously.

 

Sounds like a religion to me, hypocrisy anyone?

 

It does sound like it tenguy.

That's why I'm not a Dawkinite. As long as a person isn't advocating forced inclusion into their faith or otherwise stepping on other peoples rights, I don't really care about what they do or believe.

 

You!!!! Sir may call me an Idiot as the Rules of this Forum suggest.
But! Please have the decency to use a capital "I" next time. Afer all we don't want rudeness and complacency on a fucking Porn Site now do we??????. Cheers!

 

What is this weirdo day around here??? First, I read the thread about the sun and now this one...

 

Tally so far...

Sulltgom 5,558 posts
Baller16 27616
smcaaphd 16335 Posts
Incubus 12340 Posts
tenguy 8607 Posts
PatronofPorn 4844 Posts
Rockprincess 16668 Posts

#91058 total poster figures replying all of the sudden...
where you when I was postings pics???????I don't want to know the answer!
I'm outta here
Cheers! Thanks for the ride!!!!

 

Dissertation on the antiquity of fleas and cooties.

Adam had'em.​

 

47? No..No..Maybe it's 42? Oh damn I can't remember... It was from Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy!

 

Not that it's any of your business, but I hardly ever go to the picture section...
I'm just not that interested in looking at your penis!!! Cheers!!!

 

Where were we?

Maybe some of us have other interests besides spending most of our time looking and commenting there??

 

I have absolutley no idea what you are on about????
I guess that makes me a Dickhead and you some sort of something????
Well good luck with that! Cheers!
I was nice again!

 

But I don't have one?????

 

So! why is it so important for you to answer?