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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    It's normally the whales that declare ''I'll post pics when my digital camera's fixed!!''
    Would eye? :shock:
     
  2. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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  3. TiffanyAnne

    TiffanyAnne Cream Filled Center

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    Looks VERY secure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:
     
  4. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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  5. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    ^^*whispers* no wonder Fluffy calls ewe 'dessert' :satisfied: ;)
     
  6. TiffanyAnne

    TiffanyAnne Cream Filled Center

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    OMFG, totally twisted!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::rolleyes:;)
     
  7. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Grandmas don't know everything (cute email floating around the 'net)

    Grandmas don't know everything





    Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

    He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,

    'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'


    She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'

    Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.


    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

    'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy 's mom wants to talk to you.'


    :rolleyes:
     
  8. mikehenson

    mikehenson Newcumer

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    LOL good thread
     
  9. tokingbiker420

    tokingbiker420 Porn Surfer

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    funny stuff thanks.
     
  10. hamdoc

    hamdoc Porn Surfer

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    some very good threads here
     
  11. TiffanyAnne

    TiffanyAnne Cream Filled Center

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    That second pic, would you call that a HEAD ON A BEER????????:rolleyes:;):excited:
     
  12. nokiaannen

    nokiaannen Porn Surfer

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    awesomee
     
  13. ecesis

    ecesis Sex Machine

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    i had to be careful to not wet myself, i laughed so hard.
     
  14. Fordawake

    Fordawake Dark Knight

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    this is actually a good thread. Keep it up guys.
     
  15. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    500 bags of horseshit?

    Colonial take on the Scamalot scandal in Parliament. [With apologies to my friends across the pond--maybe to some of you other UcKians, too.] :rolleyes:

    John Oliver's defense (er, defence) of moat cleaning is hilarious.
     
  16. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Haha!! Dragons and trolls? Ewe Americans surely do have a funny idea of us UKanians!!:rolleyes:
     
  17. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Yew provide us such good raw material for humor, er humour!! :rolleyes:
     
  18. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    You ever hear the saying ''Get your face out of my moat''? Well, get your face out of my moat!! :p;)
     
  19. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    But, it was so clean after you taxpayers chipped in to refurbish it! :eek: :rolleyes:
     
  20. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    :excited: