Let's find the worst movie ever. We post suggestions and we can either go with an existing one, or post a new suggestion. Discussions welcome, it's always nice to hear why exactly the movie sucks donkeydong.

I'll start with one of my favorite hated movies. It's one of those that's so bad it could be good again, but it's still so bad that it could never be good ever, at all. Now I'm not talking about Disney's the Wild (obvious Madagaskar rip-off), because that movie was so horribly un-appealing and made that I only made it in 10 minutes.

I'm talking about Pocahontas 2. There is no reason this film should have been made. In reality, Pocahontas went with John Smith and died in England of Pneumonia (scottish cheapskates never pay for heating), but the sequel makes the decent first movie (that made theaters) now look like an excuse to make a retarded sequel with another different John Smith (almost same character design, but this time brunette) hitting on Poke-Her-Honkers. So she almost cheats on him while he takes her back to good ol' England to find the blonde Smith.
When they finally meet again she asks him why he never wrote.

THAT IS DUMBEST LINE IN MOVIE HISTORY !?!?!!
It's the sixteenth century, there is barely anything resembling anything like a country or a nation around so where the FUCKING POST SERVICE !?!?! There are mostly nomadic native American tribes, to which Poke-her-honkers fucking belongs (edit : GRAOWWLLBRRZZZ, it's so STUPID !?!?) who most probably don't have a PO Box and, oh since there fucking nomadic, probably don't either have a FUCKING permanent address.

Also she most likely CAN'T READ ENGLISH !?!?!

*pant**pant*

yeah, I hate this movie. It goes beyond artistic freedom and simply not doing the research. It simply defies common sense. I mean, there were, I don't know HOW many hundreds of people working on this, but someone, somewhere must've realized how FUCKING RETARDED this is.


Okay, I'm done.

 

How old are you that you still watch a movie like Pocahontas 2?

I mean i watch the computer animated stuff like the Pixar movies and other but Pocahontas 2 ?! You must be a real Disney Fan?

So i haven't seen it but when i was a kid, i thought the original Pocahontas movie was already lame and tame.
I also dislike the "The new World" real movie about / with her

 

not sure if there is a worst movie but i think the worst genre is horror comedy. The worst movie IMOP is "AVP:Requiem." No decent human actors and the destruction is just to over the top.

 

"The New World" IS a horribly boring movie. zzzzzzzzzzzzz fest

 

cube was crap in my opinion

 

i loved cube, cube zero, and hypercube.

 

thanks for starting a movie thread after i did, anyway really thanks because i was gonna start a worst movie thread and now i dont have to.

Failure TO Launch IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.I"D RATHER DIG OUT MY EYEBALL THAN WATCH IT AGAIN

 

1st : I'm an animation student, so yeah, I saw a lot of animation movies and sadly, most of them I could've done without.

2nd : I haven't seen Failure to launch, but I do believe that Matthew McCounasomething's goal is to embarrass not only the actor's guild but humanity as a whole.

3rd : I personally think all Cube movies were stupid. The same old story about people stuck in tight areas until they turn on each other, only this time they didn't even bother with set design. Hypercube was flashy, but made no sense, which kinda sums up all of the movies rather well.

So far it seems that "The New World" is the most boring movie ever, has anyone seen Brotherhood of Wolves ? That was a movie I couldn't wait to finish because I wanted to how many minutes of horse crap it was.

 

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Okay, now for a question. I need a little clarification here. Because my taste in movies requires it.

Are we talking genuinely, irredeemably bad (no good qualities at all), or so-bad-it's-actually-good? (i.e. it's so epically bad, it becomes laugh out loud funny and entertaining!)

I'm a great fan of the latter kind of movie, particularly those with cheesy lines, bad acting, worse sets, not-so-special effects, and fight scenes that look as if they were directed by a drunk on a Saturday night.

Now if you're talking truly bad movies... *grins* Oh I can think of one or two I'd like to tear apart...

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

Any movie on the Sci Fi channel. Cube being one of the worse. Then there is the genre where there is something out there killing anyone who leaves the group in some horrible disgusting manner. The something killing doesn't have to be human, it can be a snake, a bug, a giant fish, or a whatever but the plot is the same. Splinter was the last one I clicked passed.

 

over the top? You do realize you're using that as basis for comparison in talking about two fake alien lifeforms...hahahahaha

My vote goes to Buffalo 66, the only movie I've ever paid to rent and flat out shut off before it was over.

 

Really? Why?

 

"Freddie Got Fingered" was the worst movie I have ever seen.

 

I think it just boiled down to my utter distaste for the dude in the movie. Just totally not into him and his faux artsy films.

 

I laughed my ass off at that movie(and not because it was funny). Vincent Gallo is such a douche.

A lot of times the worst movies are the sequels of slapstick/stupid(in a good way) comedies(Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj being a huge one of those), or even worse, the parodies of those movies, a la the *insert whatever topic* Movies. The only good ones out of those are the ones that are made by all of the people who did Scary Movies, not the handful who were probably told to shutup because they're stupid and not funny.

 

Have you seen "The brown bunny" ?

 

Polish Vampire in Burbank... I usually enjoy bad horror, but this was a waste of celluloid.

 

I remember there's a christian movie called 2012 or something like that but i never watch those dumb movies because i know based on the cast and the posters and usually i am right

 

Are we talking genuinely, irredeemably bad (no good qualities at all), or so-bad-it's-actually-good? (i.e. it's so epically bad, it becomes laugh out loud funny and entertaining!)

If it's the latter I name Basket Case by Frank Henenlotter. Awful but i think quite a cult film now. Never seen the sequels though...

 

If we are talking about the worst Movies ever made then i'll chuck my Two Cents in.

Most people liked the Two movies i'm about topost but i thought they were Horrible.

#1: Gattaca
Could not get into this one, i found myself extremely Confused after i saw this

#2: Frequency
seriously WTH how does Dennis Quade Keep getting work??

Regards

ChinaGirl

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