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  1. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    I agree. Cube is the shit!
     
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  2. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    I nominate any of the movies / sequels that were redone without any semblance of the original (ie: 'The Longest Yard', 'Die Hard' 'American Pie', 'Freddy vs Jason', etc..)
     
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  3. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Without a doubt, "The Death Curse of Tartu" and "The Flesh Eaters".
    Not only do these two bastions of awfulness share joint 'worst ever...' title, they were on the same bill back in the days when you got two movies for your dollar.
     
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  4. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    i'm with you on this. Sci Fi movies are so terrible they should be illegal. Remember Maria Carrey's train wreck of film called Glitter? if you don't, lucky you. i'm still in recouperative theraphy. :(
     
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  5. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    and just what the heck was Meet Joe Black? besides a travesty of epic proportions?
     
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  6. IAmStraightHornyGuy

    IAmStraightHornyGuy Porno Junky

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    ARE YOU SERIOUS ?!
     
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  7. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    i hate that movie. crap. boring as hell. what's the one about the letter box from the future or something? with Keanu Reeves? garbage
     
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  8. cunnyfunt

    cunnyfunt Porno Junky

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    considering the actors in it and the money spent on it, Miami vice was an absolutely terrible movie.
     
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  9. charlies mate

    charlies mate Porn Star

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    Beverly hills cop 1, 2 , 3, 4,and 5, in fact any film with Eddie mutha F*****r stupid laugh Murphy in it. Yeah you got it , im not a fan.

    The Road to Wellville ...with Anthony Hopkins. it started badly, the middle bit was awful and the less said about the end the better,

    Highlander...oh come on ...Christopher Lambert plays a Scotsman who cant die..Sean Connery plays a Spaniard who can... it ends up in modern day New York....oh, i cant be botherd telling you, its awfull.

    Any film with Maddona in it.

    Planet of the Apes, Return to the Planet of the Apes, the modern remake of Planet of the Apes, you see a patern forming here, dont you?

    If I can just impart before i go and have a lie down in a darkend room, if Eddie Murphy, Maddona, Chevy fuckin Chase, Steve "i used to be funny" Martin, or Goldie Hawn star in film, its gonna be crap.
     
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  10. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    It was so serious that it was comical. Even at the club, they were both extremely serious. Even with that haircut, he was extremely serious. Great stuff.
     
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  11. .TheBled.

    .TheBled. Sex Machine

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    Now keep in mind, I thought the Cube movies were extremely mediocre at best, but I didn't mind them...I actually enjoy quite a diverse amount of movies however this was one I just used the fast forward button a lot in. The ending was alright but overall I thought this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

    "Torched" Directed by - Ryan Nicholson
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447710/

    Also, I'm a huge movie buff.
     
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  12. SWBarbie

    SWBarbie Sex Machine

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    Possibly "sickle" in Videri's words, "porn quality acting without the porn" there are a couple of occasions where there are sex scenes, but instead of being positive qualities they are rushed and you don't see anything. And then the sound cut out half way through when playing it on my dvd player so we just gave up... aparently it worked on his, but I wasn't inspired by the first half to see it through.

    We did get it for a pound from the supermarket though...
     
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  13. Hedley

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    Darkness
    9 Song
    The Village
    Hostel 2
    The Return
    Ruins
     
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  14. xbreetx

    xbreetx Amateur

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    Did anyone say Kazam?

    Lol

    Shaq
     
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  15. .TheBled.

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    Dude Really?! I thought "The Ruins" was actually a pretty decent movie considering what it was...
     
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  16. Hedley

    Hedley Porn Star

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    It was tooo predictable. And the storyline could have been way better. It seems like they rushed making it.
     
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  17. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    Don't know that it was the worst movie, but it was the worst I ever paid to see..."Tomb Raider" I love Angelina Jolie, but what a pitiful waste of time and money.
     
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  18. .TheBled.

    .TheBled. Sex Machine

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    Truth...I guess, going into any movie you think you are about to hate, might make your opinion a bit different after its over...I remember thinking I was going to hate it, so I thought the story was decent and I actually quite enjoyed the ending. Meh, overall I still give it a 5. lol
     
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  19. luv2Blicked

    luv2Blicked Canadian Beaver

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    Battlefield Earth with John Travolta.....bad, bad movie
     
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  20. xbreetx

    xbreetx Amateur

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    Agreed.
     
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