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  1. can i be your sex kitten

    can i be your sex kitten Porn Star

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    god why would you want to drink piss?
     
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  2. Ave Angelus

    Ave Angelus Sex Machine

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    I thought there was a whole celebrity craze in the Uk where the celebs concerned raved on about how good urine was for you? I'm sure Terry Wogan was one who was on that bandwagon :)
     
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  3. porter

    porter Basstard

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    I don't know but I think my penis is too small and I might go have sex with my family.


    *P.S. if you don't take this as a joke, you suck*
     
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  4. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Erm.....I've heard it's good for Athlete's foot......and Jellyfish stings......

    but I think the stingy bastard boyfriend of the OP should shell out for a decent bottle of wine once in a while!!
     
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  5. ancient_red

    ancient_red Sensual Skeptic

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    Something that you seem to get (that most of these people don't) is that toxicity has nothing to do with sterility.

    It is possible to consume sterile arsenic, but sterility doesn't make it safe.

    You get a gold star. *yay*
     
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  6. pauldondero

    pauldondero Sex Lover

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    Him too.

    Maybe you should tell him that you'll do it for him every time he does it for you.
     
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  7. FLbuttsb

    FLbuttsb Sex Lover

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    drink up! it may be warm and a bit nasty but it wont hurt you. just dont let it sit on the night stand over night then take a big gulp in the morning.
     
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  8. porter

    porter Basstard

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    Wait, arsenic is sterile? Goodness gracious me, I'm eating that shit for supper.
     
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  9. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Right, people.

    THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STERILE, AND HARMLESS.

    Cyanide is sterile, right. It's fucking TOXIC though.
     
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  10. Ave Angelus

    Ave Angelus Sex Machine

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    That's true. I wonder what he gives her instead of chocolates :)
     
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  11. youngbiboy123

    youngbiboy123 Sex Lover

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    keep doing it, its not going to do you any harm...
    also.. lucky guy!
     
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  12. Hamp Bentley

    Hamp Bentley Amateur

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    Hamp

    Call me crazy or whatever, but swallowing piss is weird. I love for my gf to swallow my load but piss.... well that's another thing.
     
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  13. unhappy_mudkip

    unhappy_mudkip Porn Star

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    Wow...

    After just skimming all this... I just realized that I really need to pee. Damn the power of suggestion. *grumble*
     
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  14. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Gives a whole new meaning to, "take the piss", doesn't it? ;)
     
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  15. insanity6is1a6virtue

    insanity6is1a6virtue Porn Star

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    Srious thread turnd funny. :)
     
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  16. sexylady2009

    sexylady2009 Porn Surfer

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    I think you should quit listening to all these people who think they know what is right and ask a doctor for yourself. embarrassing? maybe. worth it? yes
     
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  17. unhappy_mudkip

    unhappy_mudkip Porn Star

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    There are no srs threads when Mudkip is around! :rose:
     
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  18. deidre79

    deidre79 Supertzar

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    Would beer not taste better? :kiss:

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. porter

    porter Basstard

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    Too bad it doesn't come out of the human body.
     
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  20. johnniewalker

    johnniewalker Porn Surfer

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    i have a friend who is an x-army ranger and according to him he was trained, that if needed, to drink sperm before urine, according to him urine is full of toxins, and sperm is full of proteins, he actually said they reffered to the whole process in training as a " protein shake "
     
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