1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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    My daughter slipped on some ice, and I quickly grabbed her before she fell. (She’s fine, thank goodness.) I must have moved awkwardly, though, and I twisted my wrist. It’s unpleasant, but not such a big deal. It will be fine in a few days.

    My (new) neighbor was outside and came over to chat. My wrist hurt and I wanted to get some ice on it, so I invited her in for coffee. While my daughter was out of the room, I told my neighbor what had happened. When my daughter saw me holding ice on my wrist, I simply said that I twisted it a bit and would be fine - I doubt she made a connection that it happened outside earlier.

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    I said FUCK YES, I found a bar not far from home I can smoke in....nice place......interesting people.....great steaks....
     
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    Waking up to an ice cube instead of my car. Fuck it was messy this morning.
     
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    idiot drivers.
     
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