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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. analsexman

    analsexman Sex Machine

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    Oh that fucking sucks, did you not have it on a surge bar or surge protector?
     
  2. P3D0 B3@R

    P3D0 B3@R Porn Star

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    o hai!
    not enuff spam. just observin!
    kthanxbai!
     
  3. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Dishes. How the fuck does the sink get filled so quickly??
     
  4. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I did...but the shredder blew out the light bulb...I saw a bright flash and the lamp wasn't even on. Then when I booted up my computer later that night, it went all wonky. :(
     
  5. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Oh hai, p3do b3@r
     
  6. one_Lostsoul

    one_Lostsoul Porn Star

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    airlines...STUPID FUCKN BASTARDS, how do you lose luggage in 30 minutes?
     
  7. King of Erotica

    King of Erotica Sex Lover Suspended!

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    Playing with my dog and getting my fingers nipped!

    Now that fuckin' hurts!
     
  8. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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  9. Circe

    Circe Porn Star

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    stupid state regulations that are totally different here than back in my home state, so it's taking about 100 dollars more for me to register, and transfer title/plates to my new (to me) vehicle. I even looked up on the actual state's website for fee's for all this so I could budget properly last month & plan ahead... nope. Fuckers said "oh well, the website only gives the fees for vehicles purchased from a dealer, not from a private owner like your vehicle". I do not see how that is fair.
    oh well.
    yeah, lot's of FUCKS after that little tidbit.
     
  10. analsexman

    analsexman Sex Machine

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    Huh usually those handle that sort of thing,.. was it old?
     
  11. crazyazaindian

    crazyazaindian Porn Star Suspended!

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    wakeing up with the dream of what happened yesterday but in my dream i wake up just before we hit, that was just as bad as the slide yesterday....FUCK!!
     
  12. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    It's probably at least five years old and would be banned here.
     
  13. analsexman

    analsexman Sex Machine

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    AHAHAHAHA I get it!


    yah you should up replace your surge bars with newer surger PROTECTORS, the things that have ground on them.
     
  14. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    this rude and ignorant preteen girl(some upbringing!) who butted in front of me at the counter at a store, then pretended that `nothing was wrong' making some disgusted face!
    Fuck!
    The culture of entitlement here makes me sick! If you are an Indian or female, you can treat the rest of us with contempt?! Fuck them and all that support this!
     
  15. msinfo

    msinfo Amateur

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    Work!!!! Mainly because one insurance company has decided to deny every claim since January 1 because they have terminated our contract without telling us. I need this to add to my gray hair like I need another hole in the head.
     
  16. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Jay Leno asked a young woman on his Jaywalking segment "Who sewed the first American flag?" ...the girl's response was "Betty Crocker?" :rolleyes:
     
  17. alli_babi

    alli_babi Porn Surfer

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    stupid chance cards in monopoly. i don't want to pay fucking $40 per house D:
     
  18. krissy'shot

    krissy'shot Resident Muse

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    doin a 270 on the ice in an intersection. didnt hit a thing tho.
     
  19. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Stupid people made me say "fuck" today.

    Today was supposed to be my day off, so I stayed up really late. Who cared when I got up?

    My stupid cow of a co-worker called off sick. She probably claimed to have cramps again, even though she used that excuse last week. This is the same bitch who gave me a ration of grief about calling off sick myself a month ago when I had the 24-hour gastro-intestinal bug that tore through our area (I spent the night in the bathroom. You don't want to know.) So, the boss called to see if I would come in. The problem was, he called at 7am. Fuck!

    I told him I didn't want to do it and asked him to call someone else. He said he already had and was waiting for them to get back to him. I said I would work if he needed me but to use me as his last resort. I told him to call me at noon and went back to bed.

    I was his last resort. At least it was overtime. Fuck!

    The Weather Channel was broadcasting an alert for a "major winter storm event." That means a blizzard, doesn't it? White-out conditions. A cataclysmic event, the end of civilization as we know it. No. The DETAILS of the alert called for total snow accumulations of 2"-4" overnight. Big deal.

    I work in a grocery store. The filthiest four-letter word you can utter in a grocery store in this area is "snow." People go completely insane. Have you ever seen video of a shark feeding frenzy? That's the way people get. Fuck!

    I have to work tomorrow night too. Maybe we'll have some bread and milk to sell by then. Fuck!
     
  20. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Time Warner Cable. :mad: