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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Ok, I can tell you now that the only mistake you made was answering the phone. Next time don't answer and you'll be in the clear. :)
     
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  2. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Injustice in the court system - not really looking at what is the best solution for all.
     
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  3. xoElmo88ox

    xoElmo88ox Porn Star

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    Watching the show Scarred. Some of the videos are fucked up, seriously.
     
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  4. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Finding out they no longer sell the Clinique Clear Superbalm at Macy's. :mad:
     
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  5. crazyazaindian

    crazyazaindian Porn Star Suspended!

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    my drunkass brother showing up at my place wanting to stay but i told his drunk ass to get as i dont want to support his drunk lazy ass....
     
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  6. LuckyDingo91

    LuckyDingo91 Porn Surfer

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    Its the weekend after a cyclone (severe tropical storm) my 20th birthday is on sunday and I'm fucking working nightshifts the whole weekend. On top of that the roads to where i work are flooded and muddy as fuck. It took me about 20mins just to dive down a fucking dirt road. So. Not. Impressed.
     
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  7. 33blacknshym

    33blacknshym Pedo Fighter

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    Anako and Rosa being banned just when I was looking forward to playing with her/him/it!:(
     
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  8. zerohour

    zerohour Porn Surfer

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    the guy that cut me off, no signal no sorry... too many idiot drivers...
     
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  9. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Funny, that made me say fuck too. Only it was more like "FUCK YEAH!!!" No more inane threads and nonsensical posts. :)
     
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  10. masterbaker11

    masterbaker11 Amateur

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    Wife saying no again for the 5th day in a row looks like it's my hand tonight
     
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  11. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Stupid people.

    As usual. Fucking drama queens.
     
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  12. Bd08

    Bd08 Amateur

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    Fuck!

    Having to go watch Yogi at the theatre.
     
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  13. Rokan

    Rokan Sex Lover

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    Not so much as flicking a woman's nipple in two months and hearing my somewhat noisy female roommate have sex in the next room. >.< *headdesk*
     
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  14. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    A modification of a thread that is making a lot more work for those that are still here. Where the the forum rules when you need them?
     
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  15. analsexman

    analsexman Sex Machine

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    Slap em with em:excited:
     
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  16. IncognitoMan

    IncognitoMan Sex Machine

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    fuck, this thread made me to say it
     
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  17. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Waking up and getting ready for work only to discover the snow made it pretty much impossible. FUCK! I would have stayed in bed if I had known that...:mad:
     
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  18. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    Did you ever have One Of Those Days?

    I usually just wear jeans & flat shoes to work and change into my work clothes when I get there, and no make-up, but today I decided to wear a skirt, hold-ups and a pair of heels (nothing outrageous, just a pair of ordinary court shoes) and slap a bit of tutty on the face.
    I'd done a bit of work at home last night, in order to save me some time at work today and make life a bit easier, and I thought that maybe I'd suggest that we (me & my colleagues) go out for a quick drink after work.

    When I got to work this morning I realised I'd left the 'homework' behind, so I had to work like hell to catch up for the first couple of hours.
    :(
    As I changed into my work clothes & shoes I managed to rip my toe, and my right stocking laddered all the way up.
    :(
    It was really busy all day at work, and I was shattered by the end of it.
    :(
    Cleaning down at the end of the day, I was using some 'non-brewed acetic acid solution' (that's vinegar to you & me) to clean some of the equipment, but I hadn't let it (the equipment) cool down enough, so on contact the solution immediately turned to an acidic gas.
    I got a faceful - it doesn't do any permanent damage but it has the same effect as peeling a hundred pounds of onions or having a good whiff of CS Gas - I was coughing and my eyes were streaming, leaving me with 'Alice Cooper' eyes as my make-up disintegrated.
    Everybody else thought it was highly amusing.
    :(
    I had to go home bare-legged (had to take off laddered stocking, remember?) and as anyone in the UK knows, it's blowing a gale tonight and really really cold.
    :(
    And when I put my coat on, I found I'd lost one of my gloves which I usually keep in the pockets.
    :(
    By now, I'd long given up on going for a drink after work, and I just went straight home (with cold hands and very cold legs).
    :(

    Fuck.

    Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. :mad:

    :lol:
     
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