1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Sexybee

    Sexybee Newcumer

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    99% men

    men are generally liars

    fear of rejection is the cause *fuck*
     
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  2. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Okay people, we had a couple of nice days; the snow melted. Less than a month ago we were covered in the white shit. How did you forget to drive in it today? Think about it! It's just fucking snow! Slow down and stop being stupid. If you do that, you'll be the one looking at the car off the road in the woods, instead of us looking at you!
     
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  3. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Am I REALLY related to these people? What the FUCK is their problem? :confused:
     
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  4. bi_daddy_lover

    bi_daddy_lover Equal Opportunity Lover

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    it's fucking hot in here!

    the weather made me say FUCK!
     
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  5. DrewLongstrider

    DrewLongstrider Porn Star Banned!

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    Damn pic traps on the Net!
    I open one, and then its next to impossible to use the back arrow, I am trapped there, or it leads to a subscription!
    I always get my porn free on Net, this is frustrating, and some of those pics...what a waste!

    Fuck!
     
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  6. Mister X

    Mister X Porn Star

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    Looking at today's Newspaper!
     
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  7. Cameron Diaz

    Cameron Diaz Porn Surfer

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    Up tight people on a porn forum.
     
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  8. old provert

    old provert Sex Lover

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    ( Not today but yesterday ) I work in a machine shop and new guy dropped a 125lb plate on my foot , so I spent today in surgery getting pins & screws put
    in in the bones that were broken
     
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  9. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Mar 26, 2011
    Just because you're more lax than a whore's chooch :laughing:
     
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  10. railroaderone

    railroaderone Porn Surfer

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    Mar 26, 2011
    Tring to dig footers for a garage and hitting some big assed rocks 12 in to high and one 1/2 inch underground 20 inches deep not even to the bottom 8 foot long Fucking shit
     
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  11. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Work. I know I just need to chill and get my work done but I'm so distracted. Just about 5 weeks left!!:excited:
     
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  12. Cameron Diaz

    Cameron Diaz Porn Surfer

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    Dang, I see they published more of my diary!:lol:
     
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  13. onehandedtypist

    onehandedtypist Porn Star

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    I sent feedback to a writer about a poem they posted and never received a response. This is a month from the date I sent my message to them, at least verify that I sent you something. FUCK!
     
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  14. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I hate microwave popcorn.

    I decided to make a bag of a new brand I bought. The package direction said "3 minutes or until the popping slows down," so I punched in the time and hit start.

    A few seconds later I heard tires screaming and a crash outside. I can't see the street from my windows, so I ran downstairs, out into the alley to see an old pickup truck smashed into the back of my neighbor's new car. Thankfully, no one was hurt, not by the impact or by the neighbor when he hauled the drunk out of his truck.

    Suddenly, I remembered my popcorn. Part way up the steps, I could hear my smoke alarm.

    There was no actual fire, but the place stinks to high heaven, and I've had to balance between breathing and freezing, since it's only 44 degrees F here.

    Fuck!
     
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  15. mileslng

    mileslng Porn Surfer

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    I saw I didn't hit the powerball...
     
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  16. virginal vixen

    virginal vixen Porn Star Suspended!

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    getting my period early:(:mad:
     
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  17. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    That's a hell of a lot better than missing it, isn't it?
     
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  18. virginal vixen

    virginal vixen Porn Star Suspended!

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    yeah i guess i could think of it that way, but so far no painful cramps, but i really don't to speak to soon.:cool:
     
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  19. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    I got laid off today :(
     
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  20. Gingersnap

    Gingersnap Porno Junky

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    Apr 5, 2011
    paper cut
     
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