1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    Pulling into a gas station, seeing the price had gone up 16 cents in 48 hours, and realizing I only had 11 dollars in my pocket.
     
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  2. curiousgirl

    curiousgirl No straight lines. Insistently curious.

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    Last weekend, then this week, then losing friends, then time zones. What hasn't made me say fuck today?
     
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  3. DarcyDenzil

    DarcyDenzil Sex Lover

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    You should go for new palace.
     
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  4. MrFors

    MrFors Young Master

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    Came back to work after a week of sick leave, and find out that three of the residents I was very fond of had passed away... Fuck :(
     
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  5. hoss4570

    hoss4570 Porn Surfer

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    When I woke up this morning and turned on FOX news and saw that FUCKING oBAMA was still FUCKING president I said FUCK!!!!!! IMPEACH THIS CATASTROPHIC FAILURE!!!!!!!!
     
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  6. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    The results of Last Night's election.
     
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  7. Nicola Matthews

    Nicola Matthews Porn Star

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    The same thing that makes me scream FUCK! every day: dealing with idiots. *sighs*
     
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  8. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    The downtown Austin traffic that prevented me from find the Mexican consulate. Now I have to try again tomorrow. Fuck!! :mad:
     
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  9. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    40 days and 40 nights of rain. The ducks are happy, the farmers - not so much.
     
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  10. knoxvillainswife

    knoxvillainswife Porn Star

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    Downloaded a book today, it's a compilation of short stories.
    Read the first one... and the ending is missing. OK, whatever, mistakes happen, read the second one, that's missing too. Scrolled ahead, ALL THE FUCKING ENDINGS ARE MISSING.

    FUCK. Now what do I do? download it again?
     
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  11. telem

    telem Porn Star

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    wanted to say .........the butler did it..............but dont know you well so you dont know my sense of humour yet.........................and so i shall say, that yeah i would try to download again hun



    And nothing has made me say fuck today, i feel totally calm
     
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  12. Saya91

    Saya91 Porn Star Suspended!

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    I haven't. But it's still early.
     
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  13. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Licking my wounds.
     
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  14. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    But luckily for you, sweetie, there are plenty of guys here who will be happy to lick anything you've got! :excited:

    Hang in there! :kiss:
     
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  15. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Thanks sweetie - the old saying is right. It only takes one bad apple to spoil the whole bunch.
     
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  16. Bokey

    Bokey Porn Surfer

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    Forgetting i needed to go renew my resgistration for my Car
     
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  17. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Still here.
     
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  18. dominatemeplease

    dominatemeplease Saucy Submissive

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    I woke up....and it WASN'T all a dream.:mad:
     
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  19. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    My mother's husband. He's such a jerk sometimes!:mad:
     
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  20. freespiritx

    freespiritx DreamWeaver

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    Stepped on my own shoe lace and did a face plant.
    :mad: FUCK :mad:
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