1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. ThisFNG

    ThisFNG Porn Star

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    May 15, 2011
    sun burn on my fucking kneecap and right shin erg
     
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  2. Furred Goddess

    Furred Goddess Big Beautiful Bitch

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    May 15, 2011
    I got thinking of an old friend who passed on.
     
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  3. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Getting timed out while setting up a 21 option poll in the Stories Forum.
     
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  4. Furred Goddess

    Furred Goddess Big Beautiful Bitch

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    I don't mean to laugh at your misfortune but that is really a bitch. Sorry.:rose:
     
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  5. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Four - count them FOUR attempts to get one fucking poll correct. If this doesn't work, I give up and I go home!









    Fuck - I am at home.
     
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  6. Formerly Yak

    Formerly Yak Masculine Musician

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    May 15, 2011
    Driving tan much? Aloe Vera's going to be your BEST friend.

    and fuck this sickness. Keep this up and I'm going to banish myself.
     
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  7. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Playing Fat Princess while my computer team keeps letting me die without helping me :mad:
     
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  8. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Fucking preaching, no life retarded do-gooders on this forum.

    I come here to chill and have a laugh, no to be buzzkilled by sanctimonious fucktards.............

    FUCK
    :mad:
     
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  9. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  10. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    May 15, 2011
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  11. rktfl100

    rktfl100 Porno Junky

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    May 16, 2011
    came home to a house in shambles after cleaning all yesterday afternoon
     
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  12. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    May 17, 2011
    Every fucken thing I touched today I fucken dropped...Not good with a pregnant belly 26 weeks.
     
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  13. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Just wait till you start losing brain cells. I swear I lost some with each pregnancy.:rolleyes:
     
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  14. ms.delicious

    ms.delicious Porno Junky

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    Walked out of my room to find the stairs covered in cheetos... Grrr went to the kitchen to get a broom only to find the breakfast table covered in rice and beans FUCK FUCK a millions times FFFFFUUUCCCKKK!!! these kids Have me grossly outnumbered :( (little ears close by meant it had to be an inaudible "fuck" but in my head I'm screaming it)
     
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  15. Formerly Yak

    Formerly Yak Masculine Musician

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    almost blowing my high.
     
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  16. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    May 18, 2011
    delay in getting phone call from tech, job is delayed until tomorrow morn...fuck!
     
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  17. Formerly Yak

    Formerly Yak Masculine Musician

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    well... drink til then.

    *beers you*

    it's on me.
     
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  18. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    Well, what made me say fuck today was an article I read in my paper. It's more of a "What the fuck?" with a head shaking in disbelief though...

    Pretty much the article went like this:

    A teen (Girl A) was riding with other teens on a bus to visit out of state colleges. Said teen switched seats with another girl (Girl B) because Girl B wanted to sit next to the boy where Girl A was sitting.

    Well, shortly after that, Girl A looks back and sees Girl B and the boy having sex. She didn't report it at the time for fear of retaliation from the boy. When she got back from the trip, she told her mom about the incident, who in turned told the school.

    The school said they'd investigate, but in the mean time, they told Girl A she couldn't go to the school's prom, and couldn't go to the school wide picnic. She would be allowed to walk during graduation though. Apparently, she got in trouble because witnessing an event such as this counts as participating if you don't say anything immediately. Though usually that rule is meant for things like school fights...
     
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  19. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    How right after I made the post above this one, I got a virus that restarted my comp which said i had disk errors (i knew it was lying) and it deleted everything from my start menu. All the programs are fine just I don't have the start menu icons anymore. The folders remain though...

    After getting rid of the virus, I said "Fuck yeah!" though it was easy to get out...
     
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  20. MaxDemian981

    MaxDemian981 Porn Star

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    May 18, 2011
    Clouds and rain,
    november weather,

    FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
     
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