1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. conqwester19

    conqwester19 Porn Surfer Suspended!

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    When I watched "X-MEN: FIRST CLASS" I said: It's f..cking awesome movie!
     
  2. Maiyun

    Maiyun Sex Lover

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    fuck the heat!!!!!!
     
  3. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Fucking nightmare of a night and day
     
  4. Kira_Tsukasa

    Kira_Tsukasa Porn Surfer

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    My fucking ex gf is a fucking street trash whore.
     
  5. bryanz

    bryanz Sex Lover Suspended!

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    waking up this morning!
     
  6. ejls

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    More fucking rain - I feel like Noah's wife!
     
  7. Kira_Tsukasa

    Kira_Tsukasa Porn Surfer

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    Because of the rain or because your husband is out screwing around with two of every animal? :excited:
     
  8. JadeM

    JadeM Lost in Translation

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    Slipping in the shower and hitting myself in the tit with the nozzle as result. FUCK.
     
  9. Formerly Yak

    Formerly Yak Masculine Musician

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    almost getting called in to work. Fuck that.
     
  10. Kira_Tsukasa

    Kira_Tsukasa Porn Surfer

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    My fuck of the day: My life.
     
  11. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Trying to flush and having no water pressure. Trying to wash my hands -- no water pressure. Throwing on some clothes to see what's going on outside this time. Generators and jackhammers. FUCK!

    Me to guy in a muddy pit in the middle of the street: "Any idea what's wrong?"

    Guy: "Yup."

    Long silence.

    Me: "So what's wrong?"

    Guy: "Water main broke."

    Me: "Have you found the leak?"

    Guy: "It ain't just a leak. This whole section of pipe is shot. We're just gonna keep digging till we find something solid to splice on to."

    Me: "How long will that take?"

    Guy: "A while."

    Me: "Any idea when the water will come back on?"

    Guy: "Depends on how long you stand here talking to me."

    FUCK!
     
  12. Lickable

    Lickable Porn Star

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    Promoted...fuck no!!!!
     
  13. Ed Itor

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    My throbbing knee which will not stop after taking: ASA, Ibuprofen, Acetaminophen & Lakota. Fucking Enviro pressure.
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  14. telem

    telem Porn Star

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    nothing yet, im totally chilled:excited:
     
  15. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    PF :mad:
     
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    finding out i out my lawyer fucked me........................
     
  17. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    Fuck these double standards. I deserve a HUGE apology, at the very least, from everybody who was involved in any way with both the shit with that brazi dude or whatever the fuck his name was, and the shit people did to me, including and especially the moderators involved in both. Fuck you very much.

    It is the absolute LEAST you could do, and you know it.
     
  18. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    Note to anybody who might currently like me: I'm about to show you a side of me that is going to make you wish you never started talking to me at all. Hopefully you know me well enough to know I'm a good person and what I'm all about, and also know that unless you know for a fact this is about you, it isn't..

    I'm sick and tired of every fucking aspect of this. I'm sick and tired of the waiting, of the being passed up for jobs I'm better than, of the taking time out of my life to meet people and having them fuck me over or reject me.. I'm sick and tired of being fucked over.. I'm sick and tired of rebound chicks who start talking to me and then after my spending time "fixing" her, she fucks me over for some loser, and then oh.. guess who starts talking to me again.. and the amount of females who have done that to me is at least ten.. I don't even get a fucking blowjob out of it! I mean, I understand why it happens and all of that but just because I'm a good person doesn't mean you get to lie to me and fuck me over like somebody who didn't take the time to know you completely and try to help you and offer advice and all of that.. I ain't your fucking daddy.. Christ.. I'm better in every single way than those losers.. they have absolutely nothing on me.. it's quite the opposite.. Just because you caught me at a bad time in life or you saw a side of me that's less than manly.. but you claim to be my friend.. and WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WHEN I ACTUALLY NEED YOU? Oh, that's right.. you're being some little fagot's fucktoy.. because that's all it's about.. and it's obvious that I intrigue women like a quick burning flame and then when it's out, it's out.. and all of the sudden she never said those things or they don't mattter/aren't true anymore.. and I don't even get to fuck her or anything

    I'm sick and tired of anybody lying to me, bullshitting me, or being dishonest in any way.. I know every single time what you're doing, why you're doing it, etc the second you start doing it. I see five steps ahead of you. I always will. I know what you're going to do and why before you even do it. I can sense it.

    I'm sick and tired of these bitch ass little fagots talkin shit when we both know they ain't shit.. and of the females swooning over them when they ain't shit..


    Oh wait, nvm.. that's right.. I'm not that guy.. shit, I really need to fix my life because I can't seem to stop believing I'm baller..
     
  19. MotorCo

    MotorCo Porn Star

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    stubbed my toe and ripped off the nail 2 two of my toes
     
  20. Carri

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    Ouchy.....

    Fucking up a hugely fucking important exam....FUCK!!!! :mad: