1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    it's too long a story...
     
  2. Carri

    Carri Porn Star

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    Can u not feels the mushy-ness...:excited:
     
  3. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Waiting, I have all night.
     
  4. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    I seem to have forgotten a lot of the songs I used to listen to religiously as a teenager.
     
  5. Formerly Yak

    Formerly Yak Masculine Musician

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    nuh uh.
     
  6. Carri

    Carri Porn Star

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    Oooh well...maybe it reformed and I became smart again :excited:
     
  7. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    It involved lots of waiting in lines...then when it was finally my turn to check out at the store, I swiped my card and was told there was insufficient funds so I had to leave my purchase there (the checkout lady kept it behind the register), I left the store, stopped at the atm to check my balance, but didn't know how to enter my pin number on the screen because there wasn't a number pad...got back in my van, drove home closeby, got online to check my balances...couldn't get logged in b/c I was using the wrong password, called Customer Service...finally got online, transferred some $$$ from savings to checking...then went back to the store, waited in another long line and finally got my purchase....and I also got a mosquito bite, but not on my bum like you....there's more, but that's the gist of it!!

    Sorry you asked?? :p
     
  8. dominatemeplease

    dominatemeplease Saucy Submissive

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    Hugs, Kitten. Sorry you had such a shitty day.

    The only time I said Fuck today was when I was wishing I could FUCK him again soon. :(
     
  9. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    No I am not sorry I asked as sometimes hearing other peoples stuff makes me think my day was not so bad.

    Ha I have about 10 mosquito bites on my bum. I have a couple on my arms and legs but they seem to like my bum maybe because fat tastes better?
     
  10. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    After reading a line like that, I can't think of a thing to complain about. :excited::excited:

    Sorry. Laughed at that one.

    As far as the grocery store and ATM shit? Oh yeah. I work in a grocery store. I feel for you, Kitty.
     
  11. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    That's why I keep mine covered when I'm outside!!! I'm not giving them a picnic!!! :p
     
  12. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Thanks dmp! It ended up on a nice note, though!
     
  13. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I totally embarrassed myself. I knew I had money to cover my purchase, but it was in the wrong account. I need a keeper! :rolleyes:
     
  14. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    You want to be a kept woman? :p
     
  15. NoTopNoCollar

    NoTopNoCollar In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

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    I've had no actual reason to say FUCK for days....WTF?
     
  16. dominatemeplease

    dominatemeplease Saucy Submissive

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    This made me laugh so hard, I spit soda out of my nose.:eek:
     
  17. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Sure! Why not? *will fuck for food*
     
  18. dominatemeplease

    dominatemeplease Saucy Submissive

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    ROFLMAO.......Now THAT made me say fuck!:eek:
     
  19. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    :excited:
     
  20. NoTopNoCollar

    NoTopNoCollar In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

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    okay...I LIED...I did say FUCK..on Inc's thread about his ...uhm..I wanna call it somethin else...but I won't...on his turning "nice guy"...


    *side note...sorry DMP...didn't mean to make the soda come out your nose ;):kiss::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose: