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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I may be stupid, but I'm NOT fucking blind! :wall::wall::wall::wall::wall:
     
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  2. Mr.Freeze

    Mr.Freeze Porno Junky Suspended!

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    What are you like with bush fires?
     
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  3. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    You need to cummm up with a new line my dear, you've used that one on me:eek:
     
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  4. Mr.Freeze

    Mr.Freeze Porno Junky Suspended!

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    Exactly, twice on you, now.
     
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  5. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    What else.....women. I do not think I will ever fucking understand them.:rolleyes:

    Thinskin
     
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  6. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    "Rolls eyes", so every chick that squirts talks or writes like me is ME? "slaps forehead"
     
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  7. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    Baby you don't want to understand us we are a complicated breed.
     
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  8. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Actually the breeding part is pretty straightforward.;)

    It's the rest that makes my head hurt. Just when you think you have got them figured out you realise that you know nothing at all.:confused:

    Why can't you all be basically the same like us guys?

    Anyway thanks for the reassurance!:rose:

    Thinskin
     
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  9. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    I would have said it last night after work, but I had to bake cookies. This morning it just gets better.

    I love my job.
     
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  10. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I'm glad you love your job!
     
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  11. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
     
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  12. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    You'll never figure us out sweetie,so here's a little tip,just agree with everything we say that way we don't argue back:mrgreen:

    If we were more like you guys the world would be a very boring place;)
     
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  13. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Yes as an ethos I have found that "a man's place is in the wrong" is the secret to a long and (mostly) happy marriage!;)

    Subtitles for the hard of thinking are still occasionally required though!:rolleyes:

    Thinskin
     
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  14. aliekatpuss69

    aliekatpuss69 Porn Star

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    Believe it or not, wrapping Christmas gifts. I would rather play out in traffic.
     
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  15. mrquik

    mrquik Porno Junky

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    Stupid ass customers at work
     
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  16. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I have another place you need to be...:-E
     
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  17. garnicorn

    garnicorn Porno Junky

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    glad you asked

    This stupid gas light at work that refused to work right in the back of the truck now win get parts for a week or more.
     
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  18. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I don't think I said it today...
     
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  19. Drag24

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    My new job is giving me 8 days off after Monday, then work two day off two, then work two then off 4, 3 of those days are 3 hour shifts! I can't catch a fucking break
     
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  20. SlaveMars

    SlaveMars Porn Star

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    My sister and her girlfriend mailed their christmas package (with all the gifts and special holiday things for me from my family in) from New York, it made it all the way to Seattle, it was 15 miles from my house, and someone screwed up and sent it back to Manhattan...

    Fucking brilliant.
     
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