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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Irish123

    Irish123 Porn Star

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    Oh I realize that back home it was -5/-30 windchill. I brought one hoodie thinking it Would be enough. Wrong! Lol sorry to hear about you shower
     
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  2. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Yikes on the windchill!!! Long johns are always handy to have, but don't know if they sell them there in SUNNY, WARM, BALMY Florida!!

    My shower works now, but it's very inconvenient when the water freezes...I usually keep it trickling in the sinks when it's so cold, but I forgot about the shower...:rolleyes:
     
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  3. barlow1209

    barlow1209 Porno Junky

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    The old guy in a hat that decided to drive his Corolla at 20 klms in a 40 klms zone, slowing all the traffic down to a crawl. :mad:
     
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  4. shadow walker

    shadow walker Полковник

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    Lent someone my pickup truck they got it stuck in a ditch. Got my other truck out and even with both of them in 4X4 I couldn't get enough traction to pull it out. Had to barrow a wheel loader from the neighbor and lift it/drag it out. Out there last night in a fucking whiteout and 40MPH wind trying to hook chains to the frame in 4ft of snow.
     
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  5. submissivet09

    submissivet09 Porn Star Suspended!

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    I dropped a toaster on my one good foot
     
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  6. shadow walker

    shadow walker Полковник

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    Someone stole a few tools out of my box while I was off.
    I fucking hate thieves.
     
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  7. RedNeckNJ

    RedNeckNJ Porn Star

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    Had our lock box stolen on a job site once. We all lost our tools. So I feel you.
    Fuck fuck and triple dead dawg fuck. Work schedule changed
     
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  8. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Got back from checking on our boat a bit ago. There was ICE in the harbor, ICE, you know solid water. This is the mid-south, not fucking Minnie soota.
     
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  9. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    It snowed all day here.
     
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  10. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    What made me say fuck? A man whom I love dearly.
     
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  11. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    oh ya men are good at making us swear that is for sure
     
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  12. artemisia

    artemisia Sex Lover

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    We ended up with about 2 or 3 inches of snow in GA and they canceled school tomorrow, WTF :?
     
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  13. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    What or where is GA? We got snow here too.
     
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  14. pantie:)

    pantie:) Porno Junky

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    The flixible girls on this site, especialy the one girl with a white mask on, with her legs splayed wide open and fisting herself, I was so fuckn horny, complete with precum. :)
     
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  15. shadow walker

    shadow walker Полковник

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    Georgia the state.
     
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  16. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    ah thanks
     
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  17. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    I forgot to get milk while I was out
     
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  18. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    Why is it that in all the porn movies, when the plumber arrives he always looks like this;

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    Often with an equally handsome younger apprentice, and proceeds to not only fix the plumbing but also the eager lady resident too, but when the plumber turns up at my apartment, he looks like this;

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    Oh fuck! :mad::*/ ...and not in a good way, either! :twisted:
     
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  19. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    Fuck, I want and can´t have!

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  20. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    The last half hour of work!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    I told my boss that I won't be in tomorrow!!!! And it's a good thing I'm not scheduled to work!!!
     
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