1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    So I just found out it's Wednesday. Where the fuck did Tuesday go? Seriously, I have like an entire 24 hour period that I can't account for, wtf.
     
  2. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Fucking dentist :(
     
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    I got fired, I did not liked
     
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    Medication made me sleep when I had shit to do.
     
  5. HayZeus

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    Oops https://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=380175 :cool:
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    FUCKING MOODY MEN!!!!!!!! :mad:
     
  7. Cletus erectus

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    I said fuck when the semi truck in front of me almost wiped out on the slick highway!
     
  8. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Seeing the most amazing and beautiful woman in the world. :excited:
     
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    Not sleeping even with 3 different prescription sleep medications for insomnia.
     
  10. yuppp190

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    a thing on youtube by mrcreepypasta :eek:
     
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    the realization that i have to work this evening
     
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    The realisation that I'm not working any more today. The 'fuck' was followed by a 'yes!'
     
  14. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Woke up to find my fucking neck hurting. My ears are being very sensitive today and a bunch of normal everyday sounds are making them hurt.

    Why is everything so fucking loud.
     
  15. chris4sylvia

    chris4sylvia Charming, Sexy, Unique and Priceless..

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    As I don't spend a lot of time on the forum, and what time I do spend on here is just flicking through threads and posts, so I am not up-to-date with all the in-fighting that seems to have been going on.

    What made me say FUCK was reading through a thread only to find that ELP had been recently banned.

    Maybe the fun and games that kept happening on the story side, went too far and a chief protaganist fell on his sword.

    ELaken-Palmer
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    What's next, story removal?
     
  19. chris4sylvia

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    Considering that issue would be dealt with by either moderators or admin, it is of no interest to me.
    Though I am aware that ELP did like to push the boundaries as regards age limits in stories, so I should not be surprised at what has happened.
     
  20. L+R

    L+R Porn Star Suspended!

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    I don't peruse through the stories site, so I wouldn't know. It was more a case of 'pulling up stumps' and going. I mean, if I was banned I'd be requesting my stories be removed.