Im sorry to hear that shake. I don't know what ur religion is but Ill keep u in my prayers and God bless. Oh and I hate you for having alcohol and I couldn't. Can someone do me a favor sometime and put a drop of booze on a scorpions back and see if he really does go crazy and sting himself to death. If someone does that I would greatly appreciate it.

 

I forgive you.

-S-

 

what's with the fucking shake pity party? spare me the cliche's will ya?

 

Have to ask them.

-S-

 

*singing* Blame it on the alcohol

You're right, you didn't make a thread dedicated to me after you fucked up your own life. I must be mistaken

 

*coughcough* Um, hey monkey!

*edit*

And this too:

But all monkey pimp slaps aside, the night I made this was actually a pretty good night. Leila was in Florida and I was partying at a friends house. Soju is gooooood. :lol:

-S-

 

Pretty sad that you actually have to justify your night as a good one.

Like I said, blame it on the alcohol.

And the fact that you think that anything you have ever said to me constitutes anything more than a weak ass little girly slap amuses the hell out of me, especially cus you try so damn hard. It almost amuses me as much as your obsession with me, and how that probably did interfere with your life.

 

Overall, it was a good night and I didn't even have a hangover the next day.

And I love the fact that you acknowledge the monkey name I've given you. :mrgreen:

*edit*
Acknowledge and answer to, I might ad.

-S-

 

You're what, 30? A good night should be spending time with your kid, or something else that's actually adult.

Right then, don't believe I ever acknoweldged my name as being monkey, nor have I ever answered to it.

You know, the funniest part is the fact that I've been able to see your future ever since you started this shit, and you still can't.

 

Here monkey monkey monkey. I got some nice bananas for you. Oo Oo Ah Ah. And then after you've had your snack you can shit in your hand and rub it on your face like a good little primate. Das a good wittle monkey-wonkey, yes him izz!

-S-

 

No believe me I know, I can't believe this response came from a 30 year old either. With a kid no less.

You're going to be good friends with Jack Daniels later on in life. Then again, it's clearly already started.

 

I lol'd.

Like a motherfucker.

Fuck yes.

 

Silly monkey, I don't drink whiskey. Or beer, for that matter. Hell, I don't even drink coffee. You is a good wittle monkey but you is pretty stupid, Yes him is!

-S-

 

I was just picking a form of alcohol.

My point still stands, and anybody can see that you're heading that way. Being an alcoholic doesn't start with dependence on alcohol. It starts wayyy before that. You're just not officially an alcoholic until you have an alcohol problem.

The fact that you got drunk to drown your pity party sorrows is a good indicator though.

 

No, you fool.

Sometimes, a man just wants to get drunk and have a good time without having to worry about pressures and responsibilities, just for a fucking evening. If he were to be an alcoholic, he'd be drunk more often.

Don't believe me? Well, fuck you. I watched my best friend on every step of his slide to the alcoholic hell he languishes in now. I've been there for almost every setback, every tragedy, in the last five years. I've seen it all.

I know what the fuck to look for.

 

You so sure I got drunk to drown my pity party sorrows, monkey? Because it seems to me I was hanging out with a couple of old friends, we ate some pizza, played some garage band and sat up bullshitting until about 4 in the morning.

You of all people should know it's not so wise to try and project outwards on one's life based on a few glimpses. You wouldn't want us to start talking about your family, would you? Your abusive father, your codependent mother, your repressed misogyny towards women, your homicidal rages... No no, we wouldn't want that at all, would we.

As I said, not the smartest monkey in the barrel.

-S-

 

So do I you fucking twirp. My dad's an alcoholic, a bunch of my uncles are alcoholics, almost my entire neighborhood that I grew up in are alcoholics.

He drowned his sorrows with alcohol, that screams alcoholism, no matter what you think because of your friend or not. Dependence on something else to get you through normal life is the definition of addiction.

 

Lol I swear, if I didn't care about people knowing I was on here, I'd bring people who have known me on here to read this shit so they could laugh as hard as I do.

You actually have talked about my family multiple times, when as usual you couldn't present a single argument or counter-argument, and instead resorted to being a little baby.

In this thread, you said that you were still drinking, and clearly having a pity party.

At 30, it's pathetic if you're getting drunk like that, and LOL GARAGE BAND?! HAHA now if that isn't something a 30 year old should be proud of doing, I don't know what is.

Edit: wait, do you mean Rock Band? Cus that's what I figured. Either way, both are pathetic.

 

He didn't drown his sorrows. He just said he didn't fucking drown his sorrows.

And Christ, what man alive hasn't had a couple too few whiskys on a shit night? Christ, you sanctimonious, holier than thou idiot.

Oh, and I think you'll find it's 'twerp'.

 

Lol he said that he didn't drown his sorrows today, but that's not what he said in this very fucking thread before.

This man. I have never used anything to get through a shitty night or a shitty situation. If I drink, I don't get drunk, and I do it to have fun.

Don't really care.