i drink because being tipsy feels nice.

 

Oh, good for you.

That's no reason to be so fucking sanctimonious about it, is it? "Oh, look at me, I never get drunk because I'm in a crap mood, I'm so fucking strong and manly and wordly, look at all these pathetic plebs who are having a few whiskys on a crap night, I'm sooooooo much better than them."

Not what you mean? Then watch how you say what you say.

 

Well monkey, this has been a gas, but I have to get to sleep. But I'm going to do something nice for you. PM me your address, I'm going to buy you a football helmet on amazon. I'd send it COD, but you probably still don't have a job so you'll just have to owe me.

The reason I'm doing you this kindness is because the next time your father gets drunk and wants to knock you around a bit, you can wear it for protection and try to keep those few brain cells you have left from being beaten out of you. This way, when you grow up all big and feeble, you can beat whatever poor girl you've convinced to fuck you just like your old man did to you and probably your mother too.

-S-

 

Yes it does.

-S-

 

Baller, I think you'll find Garage Band is composition software. You know, for writing real music.

Not repetitive beats that you talk very fast to.

 

Eh, Garage Band, Rock Band, Guitar Hero, it's all the same. I didn't care for it much, either way. I didn't do to bad with the singing portion but I was crap on drums. The fucking base pedal screwed me.

-S-

 

Lol you're fuckin pathetic man, you really are. Have fun with the being an abusive alcoholic later in life, and if you hit your kid, I'll fucking kill you.

And it's bass, you idiot. See, unlike you, I actually have musical skills, and I had one of those things on my old computer for years, but it was such shit that you couldn't make music on it, you could only mix it. That's what I get from the 1.99 bin though I guess.

 

I was defending myself, you stupid fuck.

And I didn't judge anybody, just stated the fucking obvious. Also, you asked a question, and I fucking answered it. Don't like my answer? Tough shit.

Oh, and I forgot to add in my last post towards you... You only know the shit you know about me because you(or somebody else) fucking provoke it out of me. A lot of it, I don't tell anybody at all, and the rest I've told maybe one or two people in RL. I let my actions speak for me if I want to speak at all.

 

Whaddya think, think your daddy would give me lessons? Hell, if my son was 20, still living at home, no job, no future and no potential, I might be driven to drink just like your old man. The next time he pops you upside the head, think of me.

-S-

 

I thought you were going to bed loser?

I really wish I could be around here to see yet another Shake pity party but unfortunately I'll be off taking classes if it doesn't happen soon

 

I just read this thread from the beginning, it's not the ones I started while at my friend's house. My bad. But, other than that, I must confess, I don't see where the pity party thing even happened. I never acted weepy in here.

-S-

 

I forgot I had to change out some laundry before I crashed. But don't worry, I got something for you.



-S-

 

Teehee.

 

Yeah, you definitely did.

And wow, how funny, a picture from the internet, of a completely unfunny to begin with, old and tired insult.

And yeah.. laundry.. right

Your obsession with me is just so amusing. Dance puppet, dance!

 

You're right, I'm sorry. Damn it, you're just too clever for me. I wasn't really changing out laundry, I confess.

See, actually I was hanging my wet clothes on the rack on my porch since Koreans don't use dryers for their laundry.

I'm... I'm so ashamed! I've lied to you all, can you ever forgive me!

-S-

 

Well if you were doing laundry, how come you haven't gone to bed yet and have continued posting even during the time when you were doing said laundry?

Cus you can't stop, that's why. Your obsession with me is ridiculous.

 

All the moving around woke me back up and watching you is kind of like watching a train smash in to a bus load of orphaned nuns on their way to nurse baby seals back to health. There's a sick fascination and it's hard to look away.

-S-

 

Whatever you say dude

That's why you throw my name around constantly, always are right up on my posts, and even when you fuck up your life, I'm the first thing on your mind.

Pa-Thetic.

 

So you admit that your name is Monkey, then? I knew it.

-S-

 

So. I figure this looks to be the thread for *cough* intelligent people. But I see this monkey thing being flung about and I've had a question for the longest time about them.

When you see those bitches on the street with their little outfits and the cup going around shaking it and collecting change and organ grinder dude behind them just a cranking that organ? What is the official name for the o.g. (see what I did there?)? I'll be pissed if it's just Organ Grinder.