1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. obama sin laden

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    No SHALAMARS for you! :-s
     
  2. xoxoxo3922

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    Didn't want any shalamars :p
    They were a shit group from the 70's anyway :excited:
     
  3. obama sin laden

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    Oh. Yes. You. Did. Else you wouldn't have played. :p NEXT!
     
  4. xoxoxo3922

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    If I did I would have given you the (obvious) correct answer instead of a load of song titles. :p

    I Didn't want to spoil your game :excited:

    The Shalamars were still a shit group from the 70's though. :excited: :p
     
  5. obama sin laden

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    Assholes and excuses...ad nauseam. :cool:

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  6. obama sin laden

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    Game Over. The Devil went down to Georgia because he was in a bind, he was way behind and he was looking for a soul to steal. Thanks for playing.

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    I wonder how much silent laughter me and my friends got when we would drill with the National Guard when I was about 7,8 and 9. We would follow all the commands and had learned how to execute them. So sometimes we were in front and sometimes in back as they marched around the huge Sears parking lot. I even had my own uniform.
     
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    i feel a disturbance in the force.
     
  9. Starsa

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    "Like a million voices cried out and were suddenly silenced." Or something like that I'm a nerd but not a hardcore star wars nerd so it may have some discrepancy to the actual quote. Of which I could have googled but....lazy.
     
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    This is just too good not to post. The title alone is just...perfect.

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    Hi OTters!!

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