Penis=

Flesh knife (as in sticking her with his flesh knife)
Third leg

Vagina=

Man in the boat (referring to clitoris)
slit

 

penis = bearded blood sausage, one eyed willy, man-gina

Vagina = cooter, fur burger

 

Sexy

France and Canada are such sexy countries that they write PUSSY on all the doors.

 

Found Another On Xnxx

Laying pipe for fucking also drilling(duplicate?)

 

Since some German terms are used in English like Rucksack and Kindergarten, maybe you are interested as well in some German terms about fucking business

For penis *Schwanz* most often used, meaning tail *Johannes* *kleiner Mann* *Rute* *der elfte Finger* (11.th finger) *Stoepsel* *Gurke* *Stachel* *Lanze* Staender* *Pfahl* etc. etc.

for Pussy it's *Muschi*

for cunt *Moese* *Fotze* *Foetzchen* as a diminuitive

for fucking *voegeln* *poppen* *bumsen* *ficken* etc.

 

xxx words for sex organs

throwing some dick = fucking

corn hole , hershey highway = ass

bearded clam = pussy

 

Thanks to the masturbation 101 vid:
pudd
peter
wily
choking the chicken
climbing the bean stalk.

Hehehe. Yeah German words. Cool.
Brazil has HEAPS of ways to talk of sex. I'm sure everwhere does..Hehehe
And from further up. The Aussies have a bunch also..hehehe

 

pussy: pink taco, purple clam

sex: bumpin' uglies, swapping crotch gravy,

penis: (thanks to Varsity Blues) purple headed yogurt slinger, pedro

 

Rockprincess has come up with a few in her first hardcore sex story at https://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=76374&postcount=25

Spam and eggs, eggs and spam, spam and spam, spam spam and spam.

But honestly its not, its just a link to another thread.

 

hehee. Love it, country folks home spun phrases I guess. Like Aussie's also. Cool!

 

Bearded clam
hairy clam
fuzzy temptress
pork chops
pink folds
pink tunnel
pink butterfly

meat whistle
meat puppet
meat pole
rod
johnson
wedding tackle
bolt and nuts
skin flute

bangging
slop drop boggie on the meat whistle
hit in the ass
hit in the keister

 

oh, and i forgot matress dancing...

 

heheh.
slop drop boggie on the meat whistle LOL

keister - yeah this also I had totally forgotten

 

ooo ooo. Very Archaic English

Penis = pintel (a small siding bar piece in a latch)

 

My brother calls a penis the "skin trout"... not sure if that's a real one

 

Oh and Hi! Welcome to the forum. I'd missed that before.

 

Pussy = rose, flower, rosebud, pink kpecan, pink taco, fish taco
Penis=Calla Lilly, digging stick (So. Pacific), stick, pogo stick

 

Vagina = Minge
Penis = Nob
Anus = Shitter
Fuck = Nob

For those of you who are a bit confused about the fuck one, example:
"Look at that bird mate"
"Cor, i'd nob her haha"

I heard some scallys say it in town...

 

pink taco

Hehehe. This would be cool for a Mexican character
Thanks all.

I did just manage to use 'chocolate star-fish' in a story.. hehehe
I also couldn't resist this little license in the same story, while describing a group of people watching a goat fuck a woman.

Watching excitedly, the whole congregation could easily see how much the little woman was enjoying her first fuck with a goat. Apart from being perversely erotic, the unwholesome fuck action had the drama of witnessing a man trying to pull his boathook from the gumming mouth of a writhing, thrashing shark.

Hehehe. I just can't resist the outlandish sometimes.
lol lol lol

 

We all expect that, after all, you do live in the OUTLANDS.

Lets see, he is 18 lighthours away, reply by day after tomorrow.