hhahahhahha Omg that's the funniest thing I've ever heard...

Anyway, if you don't like it, just tell the bitch to stop peeing all over the place! I thought guys found it hot.. but not all of them I guess. So put a bucket under her or something. No biggie

 

And I'm DAMN glad they do

 

squirting is one of the hottest things a girl can do!!!

 

Ah this is such a bad thread! waste of literature if you ask me! look if you dont like our (FUCKING TASTY!) juices then fine, leave it to us women and men who do? And any of my darling squirting women out there offended by this silly ignorant man, please, contact me and we will show him EXACTLY what he is missing!
MinX

 

I've never had that issue. We have gotten everywhere. I remember one time I found my own cum on the wall the next day. We laughed until I jizzed on her eye. We laughed again but decided not to do that again since it burned and her eye was red for several days

 

Lol.. Sperm was probably swimming in her eye for the next few days irritating it..

I wish I had a girl so I can watch her squirt.. And life isn't fair.. Never will be.. Girls have bear the child.. While guys sit and watch.. Lol.. So I guess a girl has a right to squirt large amounts of liquids everywhere..

 

On the contrary ... female ejaculation is not piss.

For starters you cannot fully believe what you read on wickipedia as any joe blow can go in and change data without real validation. Even the accredited schools do not accept this as an credible source of information.

Second, the assumption is that the "professional" you are speaking with may or may not know the truth. The fact is it depends at this point what you want to believe and who you trust. I for one, have gone out and searched this topic as I use to be embarrased when it started happening to me. If you search enough of the right resources you will find that the real female ejaculation is not piss and the secretions do not expell in the same manner.

Thirdly, if your assumption is based on the squirting porn ~ most of that is fake. You can truely tell based on her body. I am fascinated by this and there have only been two girls where I see the actual girls squirting to be real. Just remember washing the sheets are not all that bad when you smell them after the deed is done and you get that feeling of climaxing again with just the aroma of pleasure not piss is covering your sheets.

As the others already said, if you don't like your women climaxing to your pleasures then stick with the men there is less fluid.

 

because it smells better than men's hahahahah

 

This thread was pretty entertaining. Think of how many people would be dead if female ejaculations were poisonous.

 

i fuckin live to make girls cum.if my room gets spattered so be it.its fuckin worth it.

 

Really though, I love seeing women in pleasure. Greatest. Turn on. That's why I <3 seeing women pleasing each other.

 

Reported? Mistakes happen kid... you're the one with the ridiculous thread bitching about one of the greatest achievements in sex.

 

I love making women come. And I do it whenever possible. But while I've always wanted to experience a woman who could ejaculate, I never have. This guy has had what I've only dreamed about, and instead of being amazed by the wonder of it, or grateful for the rare experience, he's whining about his sheets! Give me a break. What, did mom complain about having to wash them?

This from the man who thinks female ejaculate (the Nectar of the Gods) is urine. Yeah...I remember when that theory was popular...years ago! The medical community cleared up that misconception definitively. I'm guessing that mister Cocko must have had some bad experience when he got sprayed in the face and it freaked him out. This makes about as much sense as someone declaring emphatically that male cum is "piss" because it comes out of the urethra! Anyway, I'm sorry you had to be on the receiving end of this ignorant attack, Bishop, since you are clearly one of the more articulate and well-read women among the generally intelligent female community of this site. You didn't deserve that.

Hilarious. Alternatively, he could limit himself to women who are as hung up about sex as he seems to be, he likely won't have to worry about them cumming at all. Much less messy that way. Oh, and Cocko, just to further offend your neatness obsession: when my wife desires me while she's having her period, you should see the mess we make together! We really paint the town red! Its sex dude, its supposed to be a little "messy".

 

I agree i love it

 

Damn. Who cares. If you are so worried about your woman making a mess, take it into the bathroom or something. As far as I am concerned, a woman who squirts is a gift to be cherished. The taste of a woman's cum is enough to drive me crazy.

 

I Love It You Can Squirt In My Mouth Anytime Ladies ummmmmmmmmm

 

This thread reminded me of one of my pet hates on this forum:

Emily23XXX and TiffanyAnne on the same thread.

 

The answer is simple, Women's ejaculent doesn't get men pregnant. Male ejaculent is there for that very purpose. If you want lots of little mini yous running around then by all means go bareback and loose all your hard earned cash to a string of illegitimate children. If female ejaculent did get men pregnant then maybe they would have precautions.

 

I agree with that as soon as a man gets pregnant from a female ejaculation then it will be a problem... until then open the flood gates!

 

you can cum on me all you want.. I love it