if she thought any less of you she would be calling the kettle black

 

I think a little freakout is neccessary here but dont let it bug you he is trying to please you and went to the best source of knowledge who just happened to be his mom I'm sure the advice he got from her was way better than what google could give him and my bet is that he didnt walk up to her and go Mom Kitten wants me to tie her up and spank her how do I do it it was probably more like Mom I want to try something along the lines of what you do in the bedroom do you have any suggestions. Good Luck!!

 

Someones very observant!

Ummm, I meant 3... I must have been thinking '3 lots of 10 are 30'... as some of us do, that can't remember how old we are, and find it easier to count in tens... :???: yes... that's it

Btw, I'm looking for an editor for the novella I'm working on at the moment... you interested?

Why can't we go back and edit out previous posts?

 

We only have a 10 minute window to edit which is better than the 5 minutes we used to have. That's double the time.

I'm just razzing you based on the above "10 decades." :excited:

 

Lmao!

Well now your just confusing me... no one ever taught me that double five was ten... multiples of 5 would have come in handy when I was 15 and 25

 

If anything, your Mother In Law should be proud of her son, and feel a sense of being able to relate to you. I would try talking to your Mother In Law about how to be a better Dom, because no matter what, she still probably know lots. If you're more concerned with your pride than with your husband's safety (or your own for that matter) then you have more than a few issues that need to be sorted.

 

What the fuck?

You're 100 years old? Or don't you know what a decade is?

 

Why don't you try reading up a few posts mate...
I'm assuming your one perfect bastard, seeing as you obviously never make any mistakes

 

You don't know who you're fucking with. The best thing to do is never argue with him because he is always right.

 

Well, I thank you for your advice Kind Sir, but right now I'm more concerned with the fact that I've completely intruded on the OP's thread, due to an error on my behalf... and I do apologise for that LK.
:rose:

 

It happens all the time and nothing will ever stop the derailment of threads.

 

im fairly sure she ALREADY knew what you two did in the bedroom. you are married.

and dont you have the "upper hand? " she makes porn. you know what she does in the bedroom, in the kitchen, with her boots, with a whip, tied to a post, with a ball gag, etc... ( i need to meet his mom!) and, its all on film for everyone else to see.

worst case: she sees that you two are a bit alike. but you have more modesty.

 

porter's right....its no big, i've done it myself. btw porter...its nice to see you again! its been a while since i've seen a post from you. *hugs*


I guess you guys are right. He was just trying to be logical, he didnt think about whether or not i would want her to know. I'm just a very private person IRL and.... I just have a problem discussing sexual things with family. Friends is a different story, but in my family, there are things you just dont talk about...sure everyone knows i'm married, and i have a son, ergo i must be having sex. I'm just not comfortable with the details being broadcasted like that.

and aksub...that is what he did. he sent her an email, telling her, in detail, my fantasy about having him tie me up and have his way with me...and asked her for tips, and ideas. i've seen this email.... its wayyyy more revealing than he needed it to be to get his message accross.

 

In all honesty, I don't know how I'd deal with that, other than telling him how it made me feel... and hoping he'd get it.
I hope the uneasiness you're feeling diminishes soon. Talk to him, try and help him to understand your perspective. Don't bottle it in.
:rose:

 

Bit like you, then?

*grins*

I am aware I'm not always right... it just seemed so elementary.

 

Now your mum knows - get her involved in the bedroom as well ! :satisfied:

 

That was my thought, too.

Sweetie, what you ought to do is REALLY throw her off balance. Go see her and ask her if she can teach you some really kinky stuff to use with her son, stuff that will leave him utterly spent, exhausted. Tell her you want to get him off like he's never been got off before. That you want to make him your sex slave, and you want to learn from a master.

 

HE'S A MUMMYS BOY! hehe

 

There's a thought...maybe the two of you could gang up on him.

 

LMFAO!!!