This is really fucked up but I felt liek sharring and hearing some of your stories. This happened when I was 15. I was with my boyfriend at the time who'd been a virgin up until the week before this happened. We were having sex and it was really REALLY good up until then. He was fucking me in the ass and I was on my knees moaning and cumming and he said he wanted to cum on my face so I said go ahead because I love it when guys do that. But anyway he pulls out and starts to go towards my face, but his legs got tangled up in the sheet and he tripped and feel off teh bed. But he landed on his back so his ass was up on the bed and then started cumming all over his face. ANd I couldn't help it I just started laughing like crazy!!!

The other one I thought would be funny to share with you is worse then that. It was when I was 20, I'm 24 for those wondering. My girlfriend was staying at my place that night, but I was also watching my friends dog while she was on vacation. So I woke up early to get ready for work and my gf was still in bed. So a few minutes later I get out of the shower and hear her moaning my name, I thought she was dreaming but when I went into the bedroom the dogs head was under the sheets between her legs and her eyes were closed and she was moaning like crazy!!! I had to run back into teh shower to stop from waking her while I was laughing

SO those are mine and I wanna hear some of your funniest sex ecxperiences

 

so...you're bi?

 

i was having sex with my gf and her cat was watching, and she told my to cum on her tits and when i did her cat came and started to lick it up,thiking it was milk(hopefully) and by the way we didnt know the cat was watching.


your bi

 

Hmmm, so she couldn't tell the difference between you and a dog...

 

He was fucking me at a weird angle so I kept queefing.. it got loud enough that he couldn't do it anymore and stopped haha.

 

What's queefing? A polite term for a fanny fart?!...

 

Are u serious?

 

I've never heard of that either. Maybe it's an American term that's not crossed over to this side of the pond?

 

quef is when your having sex at an angle and air is forced in to the pussy when you pull and is forced out when you push back in and it can sound like a fart.

 

And is that not what was asked? Remember a fanny is a vagina in the UK, not the ass.

 

my bad.:excitedsilly american move)

 

Yup, it's all about the Americans and their slang isn't it. You try to take the piss but it backfires!

 

could u explain that one:excited::excited::mrgreen:

 

Well you Americans can be arrogant! Taking the piss is making fun of someone.

 

I think the joke is that we use the phrase "take a piss" when we're really leaving one.

Edit: and that ^

 

not all of us.

 

I'm sure that is the case, just like you're 18. :excited:

 

as a matter of fact i am 18 almost 19.
and im quite humble

 

The funniest thing that happened to me during sex is that I woke up... ' Disappointed or relieved that it wasn't real.