Do you have any favorite quotes you would like to share? I will start with one from Confucius. This is actually a paraphrase from two translations I have read.

"Integrity without refinement is gauche. Refinement without integrity is libertine. The gentleman combines within his nature integrity with refinement."

By that definition I would say that I am a gentleman, a little on the gauche side.

 

"What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that in school." stevo (slc punk)

"Well, it's a crazy, fucked up world! And we're all just barely floating along, waiting for somebody that can walk on water." heroin bob (slc punk)

"A revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having." emma goldman

"We Americans claim to be a peace-loving people. We hate bloodshed; we are opposed to violence. Yet we go into spasms of joy over the possibility of projecting dynamite bombs from flying machines upon helpless citizens." emma goldman

 

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.—Norm Crosby

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.—Kurt Vonnegut

 

E=MC2 - Einstein lmfao

 

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15

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Damn, it took forever to find this thread!

But I didn't want to duplicate it.

"'Tis easy enough to be pleasant, when life flows like a song. But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong."
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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"Life is the continual process of getting used to things you never expected." I don't know who said it.

 

Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions,
--Big Worm

 

he who goes to bed with itchy butt...wakes up with stinky fingers.

 

"Real life isn't always going to be perfect or go our way, but the recurring acknowledgement of what is working in our lives can help us not only to survive but surmount our difficulties."
- Sarah Ban Breathnach
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So true. :rose:

 

It is not enough to conquer - one must learn to seduce
-Voltaire

 

"True Beauty never goes away, it only hides. When we know where it is we know how to find it".

 

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
- Emo Phillips

 

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The last thing i ever expected to see on here was a quote by good old Emo. 10/10 for that.



"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Emo Phillips

 

"You never feel better than when you start feeling good after you've been feeling bad."
(William Least Heat Moon Blue Highways: A Journey Into America)

 

Came across this 40 years ago on an album cover. Apparently it's by some ancient greek philosopher

"IF SHIT EVER BECOMES VALUABLE THE POOR WILL BE BORN WITHOUT ARSEHOLES"

 

Don't split hares - FUCK A RABBIT!! smc, circa 2008

 

"Love possesses not nor would it be possessed; For love is sufficient unto love." - Kahlil Gibran


“Live Each Day As If It Were Your Last…
Tomorrow is Not Promised”

 

"Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to." Don't know who the author is