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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    Bonjour, cheri. Comment vas-tu, ce matin? Eef you can correctly conjugate the verb "to be" en francais, I weel remove my panties, n'est-ce-pas?
     
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  2. Fanfiction

    Fanfiction Sex Machine

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    :) Damn you Kimiko,

    Are there ANY traits of the most desirable woman that you don't have?
    Now I HAVE TO imagine you whispering French words of love in my ear, as well. Gurrrrrrrrrrgle.:rose:
     
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  3. Oregon

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    Shotgun Headmaster position UK side, and as a University student i could probably get away with setting this up as club funded by the University, all i need is 10 members and £30;)

    by the way ZYZX that's one of the best lesson plans I've ever heard of :D and i really like round 7 and 8.
     
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  4. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    *sourire* And then you can see my...'ow do you say....my poosey, oui?
     
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  5. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    You know why the French are so sexy? They have "pousse" on every door.
     
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  6. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    From everything on this site, it appears that KIMIKO is the epitome of anyone's most perfect woman. If I had a golden woman award she would get it, well maybe TWO of them.
     
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  7. Fanfiction

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    Hi ZYZX:)

    You must have read my mind (other peoples also) I think Kimiko drips such sexy fukin' posts. I was only thinking yesterday how virtually every post she makes causes my heart to kind of jump into my throat with lust.. or something.:rolleyes:

    I think she must have quite a few guys just going through her old posts and marveling, as I do, at her gorgeous sexy mind. I would never have thought it possible of myself to feel so attracted to someone whom I have only built an image of in my mind.
    What an affecting woman she is - What an effecting writer she is! [​IMG]
     
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  8. ArchAngel

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    Who's the teacher??? Mr. Hand from Fast Times at Ridgemont High????? hahaha OMG, in my mind I can hear his voice!!!! Great movie!

    I know, how about the chicks from the Hot For Teacher video from Van Halen!!!! Who were they??? Ms. Phys. Ed. was one, forget the other girl.
     
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  9. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    I ain't a teacher for nuttin'

    YOU ARE HEREBY OFFICIALLY APPOINTED
     
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  10. websex69

    websex69 Newcumer

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    if that sex ed course was offered students would have much better attendence records lol.
     
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  11. BIG_JARED

    BIG_JARED Porn Surfer

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    How do you enroll im ready lol
     
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  12. phlier

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    I wonder what extra credit would be like?
     
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  13. manimal145x

    manimal145x Newcumer

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    does this school have oral exams?
     
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  14. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    All of the exams are oral AND genital. You must demonstrate what you learned in the class.

    Extra credit is given for private sessions demonstrating technique for the instructors.

    Our enrollment is backlogged to next June.
     
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  15. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Somewhere in the thread near the beginning the instructions and location are in there.
    Don't be too lazy to look for it.;)
     
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  16. Oregon

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    woot :D
     
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  17. Metrivium

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    I have to find this school!!!
     
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  18. europoean

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    Where can I sign up
     
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  19. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Info near the beginning.
     
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  20. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Video of class

    This looks like it would be great to recruit some college people here and film a video of a class with all rounds. I think we would get rich off it. Sure could use the money. Am subtly trying to recruit.
     
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