[SIZE=-1]Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1] [/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1] [/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your husband arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1] [/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1] [/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad he is home.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1] [/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Some don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he is late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1] [/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1] [/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1] [/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.[/SIZE]

 

...Oh.. jesus christ.

give me a fucking break.

 

OMG ... did we just step back in time?

I could not read that whole post. There is no way a wife has time for this unless she is 100% a home maker and I personally do not know a single one.

Bishop hit this one on the head "give me a fucking break"

 

Or....you could just jump on him as he comes through the door, wrap your arms and legs around him and beg him to take you to the bedroom and fuck your brains out.

 

That's a more sensible way of being a good wife.
Listen to Kimiko. She knows what she's doing

 

actually, I would like to see if we could combine the two ideas into one super mega awesome idea.

 

I'm a sub and that's a little over the top. Everyone has their tastes, and I'll be the first to say they're entitled to them. The man who wants what the OP postulates and the woman who thinks she can deliver are both nurturing seriously unrealistic expectations. It's, at the very least a recipe for resentment on the female side and waking up to find out he has no idea of who he's married to on the male side -- and possibly no idea of why she packed her knickers and scarpered.

Just my tuppence.

 

+1

 

are we in the 50s now?

 

Incidentally, how does this forum feel about plagiarism? I knew I'd read it somewhere before. Good wives cite their sources.


http://iws.ccccd.edu/grooms/goodwife.htm

 

My wife is a 100% house wife, becuase it is her choice and we are able to live within our budget by my job. However, there is no way in hell, she'd be willing or even able to do what the OP says.

Cleaning the house, taking care of the kids, paying bills, grocery shopping, cooking... Hell, I think her work is a hell of lot more demanding than mine sitting at a cubicle all day.

 

This is actually taken from a home economics class from like.. the 1940s. Obviously, it's invalid in today's society. Thank god.

 

There was no question in my mind that the OP was quoting another source. But thanks for finding the link.

 

Good little Stepford wives are we!

 

That was more or less the point I was trying to make ... there is no way any one person in this day and age could do all that every day day in and day out. Life is more demanding these days rushing past us like there is no tomorrow.

Well, I suppose some people can do it ... not me :excited:.

 

i cant imagine living like that. i am way to independent to do all that garbage. i have a life!

 

i think "try to be cheerful when your guy gets home, and give him ten minutes to get in the door and sit down before you start complaining about your day" is much more reasonable.

 

the new age woman updated version. bunnystyle.

[SIZE=-1]Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. TV DINNER, OR ANY MICROWAVE ONE WILL DO. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. SHOW HIM WHAT YOU HAVE FOR HIM TO EAT...PUSSY, TITS, ASS WHATEVER MOOD YOUR IN.Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.[/SIZE] RUN AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED SHOUTING I NEED TO GO TO THE SHOP NOW!!![SIZE=-1]Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your husband arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. SCREAM AT THE KIDS TO CLEAR THEIR CRAP OR THEYRE IN FOR IT, Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Minimize all noise. SEND THE KIDS TO GRANDMA'S. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. BY SITTING ON IT, GIVES YOU A THRILL TOO. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. OR USE DUCKTAPE. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile DEPENDS WHICH LIPS YOU WANT TO SMILE WITH. and be glad he is home.[/SIZE] I'VE CUT OUT THE DONTS, HE NEEDS TO HEAR YOUVE HAD A BAD DAY TOO BUT YOU STILL WANT TO FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT TO CALM YOUR NERVES. [SIZE=-1]in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.[/SIZE] THEN THROW HIM ON THE BED AND JUMP ON HIS DICK. [SIZE=-1]Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, GO ON YOUR OWN AND USE HIS CREDIT CARD. try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.[/SIZE] AND YOU CAN FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT.


CATRINES WAY WILL HAVE YOU WORN OUT AND SLAVELIKE, MY WAY WILL HAVE HIM WORN OUT AND SLAVE LIKE LEAVING YOU TIME TO SHOP TIL YOU DROP HUNNY, YOU DO NEED ANNOTHER SEXY OUTFIT FOR WHEN HE GETS HOME TOMMORROW...PS DONT FORGET TO PICK UP ANOTHER MICROWAVE MEAL FOR 2.

 

i like that u fuckin right bunny :excited::excited::excited:

 

So this thread was resurrected just to post more stupid bullshit? Fucking idiots. You want to know how to be a good wife?
Be Yourself











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