when your girlfriend or wife has to the pee ask her if you can try a new sex position while she is peeing. when she sits down you pull your pants down too and ask her her legs apart enough so you can put your penis down their and sit on her lap and you two start to kiss while she pees and when she is done you put your penis into vagina and sit and kiss.

or to start off sex why won't you ask her when she goes to pee ask her if you sit on her lap and you two can kiss while she goes.

 

I don't usually complain about the writing of others, (see any number of posts where I've defended non-traditional grammar.) but seriously?! I don't even understand what you're talking about. It's nearly impossible to get an accurate image of whatever you're trying to describe. If I'm anything close to imagining it right, it sounds pretty uncomfortable.

So to sum up. My answer to your question is, "No."

 

*third reading, absolutely no clue*
good luck with that, man.

 

sounds like you'd get urine on your cock and then put it inside her that way. if my partner asked me to do that, i'd be freaked out.

1) lrn2english pl0x

2) as ancient_red states, this sounds pretty uncomfortable for both parties. plus, you don't want pee inside her cunt, unless you both have a sexual fetish for yeast infections.

 

Ohhh I like it when you talk dirty.

 

how the fuck are you gonna get your cock in her while sitting on her lap? unless it's a metre long and curves like this: U

 

i believe it just might work if she's leaning quite far back (prevented by toilet anyway) and he's got a metre long cock and can do the splits.

 

It would be better to buy a willy warmer

 

this one's so cute:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24006328

 

lol, a few years ago i remember being ill in bed and reading one of my mother's trash magazines, and there was a picture of some minor celebrity wearing one of these, but shaped as a tiger lol... amazing!

 

holy shit i fuckin want one of those.

 

Hahaha - NOW I know what a sock monkey is.... :excited:

And the OP is 18? Don't make me larf.......16 at most!

 

lol they're so cute! lol if i was a dude i'd be wearing one every day :excited:

 

hey...my balls are cold.ima go get my sock

 

i will never look at the monkey my great grandma made me again!! it looks a lot like that. made out of the old style socks!!

 

Ummmm No thank you. I'm way private when using the powder room.