This post is for both guys and girls.

I was wondering what people have used to help them masturbate with. Even the strange things.

I have had an ice cube in my ass and also used a weights bar as well. Friends have used the microphone from SingStar, and vegtables.

PM me if you don't want to tell everyone. I also have a few more to share if you want.

 

sometimes i eat a banana and save peel, then wrap the wet peel around my cock and masturbate with it. Also (Everytime) i jerk i shove a few fingers up my arse, but that gets boring after a while, so things i've shoved in my ass include: the plunger, tampons, markers, bananas, cucumbers, an old hair curler (The metal part) uhh. dildos.?

 

I don't generally use objects on myself, but I can think of a few things I've used on others.

Cucumbers, anything with a round smooth handle, bottles... and one
Force FX Lightsaber (it lights up AND makes noise)

But usually I just use one of the multitude of toys that I've purchased specifically for play. And a singstar mike? Remind me never to play karaoke with anyone likely to shove things in their ass again.

 

lol brilliant. Banana skin? Why? :S

Lol @ singstar mike, but you get major respect for buttfucking yourself with a lightsaber

Erm... I don't think I've ever done anything as weird as these...

 

When I discovered I liked anal play, I used candles for awhile. Now I have real toys for that.

 

Things I use to masturbate with

I love anal play. Giving a woman a good anal orgasm is just great, but when she does it to me I cum so hard it almost hurts. lol. Here is a list of things girls and I have used on me.

Dildos, candles, tits, fingers, toes, tongues, cucumber, parsnip, carrot, banana, all manner of handles to various kitchen tools (as long as they have no sharp bits or edges), hair brushes, a jar of jelly (strawberry flavoured), condoms, piss, a home made vagina.

This is just what I can remember off the top of my head, but it is quite a long list. Fuck me, I'm a pervert. LMFAO.

 

When I was young it was not unusual to see me walk up to my bedroom at night with a carrot.....after all carrots are very healthy and help one maintain their girlish figure. Then you can eat the evidence so their won't be any embarrassing objects to be discovered by a nosy brother or parent.

And the best part is I still don't need glasses.

 

I've used a few household objects on the ladies before, but the one that stands out, is one time, i used my cell phone to fuck this girl, it was hot as shit!!!! but the "0" made a sticky/crunchy sound for almost a year....no kidding

 

Toilet plunger. I put a condom over the handle, and then I stick it onto a wall, floor, etc. where ever I want it. Handy!

 

Not myself anon... lol. I thought I was clear on that. I don't self stim my ass. I mean, a finger during a good blowjob is fine, but I'm just not that into the sensation of anal penetration. love attention at the rim though. No, the lightsaber actually got used on a female partner. Which, imho, makes it that much more win.

 

When I was a virgin I would use things like chapstick tubes, nailpolish bottles, things like that. Now I have real toys.

 

Has anyone here ever fucked a melon or something like that?

 

I fucked an apple pie. I did it after watching american pie and it was awsome.

 

Liar!



















It was rhubarb!

 

Dude.. melons don't go in vaginas. A cucumber or zucchini maybe, but not a fucking melon.

 

hey

try a good watermellon

 

While in my pool, the vaccum hose. Make sure you cut the amount of suction to a comfortable level. Then insert hard cock into hose for the suck of a lifetime. Clean up is very easy.

 

It is a much better idea to invest in toys made for your purposes... household objects can end up causing injury and infections (especially food, on the infection bit, if you're actually inserting it). Want to end up in the emergency room having some random object removed from your ass?

That being said, I did use a N64 controller with a rumble pack as an EXTERNAL vibrator, back in the day... I had one game that made it vibrate hard enough during some kind of cinema sequence, and it would keep going indefinitely until I hit the button to pass the scene.

 

Oh my lets see.
- Brushes (the handle part)
- Curling iron (cold)
- Silverware (the handle part)
- Baby oil
- Cooking oil
- Vaseline
- Bead Necklaces
- The arm of a sofa
- towels
- vegetables (with condoms)
- candle sticks
- Barbie's legs
- Teddy bears
- Nail polish tubies
- water bottles (didn't insert them, just rub up against them)
- Screw Drivers (handles)
- Lint Roler (handle)
- Toothbrush
- Conditioner feels really good in the shower
- the shower sponge thingy
- And probably a thousand more things that I've forgotten about...

 

Ummm vaseline and hand cream.

*feels woefully inexperienced now*