hahahahah!!! you're funny! I like you

 

An you're spooky scary n deadly n all. *looks over your list* an adventurous!

...I like you TOO! :excited:

 

I've used one of my wife's hair scrunchies to wrap under my balls and over my shaft. Kind of a cock/ball ring without it encircling the shaft. Wasn't that bad.

 

Apples, oranges, grapefruits, eggplants, cucumbers, zucchini, avocado, soda cans, soda bottles, shampoo/conditioner bottles, other various drink bottles, a vodka 5th bottle, candles, brush handles, various sizes/shapes of dildos and buttplugs, a large rubber fist, peanut butter jar, a jelly jar, big vitamin bottles, door knob, bed post, and probably all the small stuff mentioned above.
Oh and the inside air bag to a blood pressure sleeve. Pump it up, and it helps stretch you open.
And yes my anus still shuts tight. lol!

Oh and I got one of those cyberskin vaginas.......the expensive one with anus included. That is AS lifelike as you can get. I've tried fucking fruit, bananas and such.......it just doesn't do it for me. However jacking off in a lubed rubber glove is cool.

 

strange things to masturbate with

i used my upright hoover handle to fuck myself with a few times.and no i didnt hoover at the same time as fuckin myself lol.

 

Do remind me to decline any offers at dinner at your house!

 

Wow, thats quite a list. I'd love yo be a fly on the wall at your house.

 

bat

ive used one of those miniture baseball bats that u can buy at baseball games lube it up and its not to big but big enough to get the job done :excited:

 

polish sausage in a condom works well

 

My computer...

 

Trust me, I don't play with my food. And everything else gets thoroughly washed and scrubbed before and after.

 

Oh yes, and my baseball bat. The aluminum one only. Don't want splinters.

And yes, a full sized one.

 

Tools and Toys

My neighbor Monica likes to sit on her watering can
after taking care of her flowers.
http://stories.xnxx.com/profile336146/Susan+Walker

 

I've seen a couple of your posts now and I have to say I'm impressed with your access to the amount of porn sites you are obviously a member of, whether paid or unpaid. I wouldn't bother to pass any more off as you, your daughter or your neighbour though, because they are professional photos, not amateur.

 

LOL. Yeah, eventually something in that profile leads to a pay site, I'll bet.

 

mmm fingers lubed with lotion and shampoo haha, a bead bracelet thing in a rubber glove thought it would feel like anal beads but it kinda hurt a little the beads werent spaced apart to much, i want to try the ice cube might be a little too cold though haha.. how did the tampon feel? i kinda want to try that also haha ya im weird i know but anal play feels so good! ... not really in but ive worn a thong before i liked the feeling of it rubbing on my anus and it being in between my ass cheeks i cant wait to find that special woman that i marry and will dominate my ass with a strapon

 

Mmmm I love this thread!
It reminds me of why I love masturbatioin so much!

 

Vacuum Cleaner... Lol

 

Banana skins feel pretty authentic. I've tried hollowing out the banana's inner flesh and using the intact skin, but can't find a banana big enough, and I'm not 'big' - they always split at the seams.

 

cucumbers
table legs
chair legs
hair brush handle
candles
bottles ( beer bottles, soda, whatever)
baby oil
olive oil
vaccum extension rod
sink water prayer


I am sure there are more things but I just can't remember, its been too long