1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. ythroughq

    ythroughq Sex Machine

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    *Slides around on the now-oiled trampoline* Careful not to slip!
     
  2. ancient_red

    ancient_red Sensual Skeptic

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    This sounds like a recipe for a trip to the ER.
     
  3. submissivet09

    submissivet09 Porn Star Suspended!

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    but what if i slip on someone ? noones got anything i can hold onto do they?
     
  4. luv2Blicked

    luv2Blicked Canadian Beaver

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    *slips...falls* Dammit....give me a hand would ya ythroughg
    *holds out hand*
    :eek: ythroughg!!! That's not your hand!!!
     
  5. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    I think I do, you might have to grab onto it firmly though. It is oiled up and all:rolleyes: :eek:
     
  6. ythroughq

    ythroughq Sex Machine

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    I could still pick you up with it though. :)
     
  7. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Best thread on this forum......................................:)


    L2B you are Top Girl........................:kiss:
     
  8. luv2Blicked

    luv2Blicked Canadian Beaver

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    :kiss: michael :excited:

    (here's the $100 I promised)
     
  9. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    definitely in my top three luv2 :excited:
     
  10. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    yar.
     
  11. luv2Blicked

    luv2Blicked Canadian Beaver

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    :kiss:
    *looks in her pocket for another $100* ;)
     
  12. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    Now where'd I leave that bottle of Vodka:excited:
     
  13. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    If it is Smirnoff Blue it is right here with me.............:)
    You better get round here quickly because it is going down real easy tonight.
    I might have to start a flame war with one of the veteran posters .....:mad:

    Or I could just go to bed and fuck the girl that is in the shower right now instead.

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Tough choice........................:rolleyes:
     
  14. luv2Blicked

    luv2Blicked Canadian Beaver

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    You got a girl in the shower?!?!? What the hell are you on here, you silly shit!!! :eek::excited:
     
  15. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    Torch 'em
    *laughs sinisterly*
     
  16. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Patience my Love all will be well.............:kiss:

    Having said that I have just heard her get out.............

    Once more into the breach............wish me luck.

    Goodnight all;)
     
  17. submissivet09

    submissivet09 Porn Star Suspended!

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    all this bouncing hurts my boobs i may need to rub them where did we put the baby oil?
     
  18. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    ahoy there Mr. Flying Dutchman(I think that's the dude on Spongebob who says yar isn't it? It's been a lonnnggg time since I saw that show)
     
  19. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    Helooo LuvelyLicked:kiss: Cute posts, as well as those from ONG, and submissive!
    good pics too, a thread with "win":)

    In the early days of my noobery, I was `flamed/put down' by Az, as a spaz, i believe.
    I now realize this was kind of a right of passage here.

    I have been on forums since 1995, so I can speak from considerable experience.
    As to what is a "noob" this is still a matter of opinion though.

    For me, i would consider join date and post count. I would like to see some discussion, pics posted, fighting back against a `veteran', as well as not falling for simple troll tricks.

    Maybe, somewhere between 3 and 6 months(active) on ANY forum, and a combination of what I posted above, as well as a minimum of 1000 posts.
     
  20. xXBellaDonnaXx

    xXBellaDonnaXx Sex Machine

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    i don't even get the whole thing with flaming "noobs" or calling somebody a "noob"..i've never actually been called one..and quite frankly..i wouldn't really care either way..i'd rather be a noob then some of the veterans here *shrugs*