1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. redgreen

    redgreen Amateur

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    This is post #10! Yay!
     
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  2. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends we're glad you could attend come inside come inside.

    :awesome:
     
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  3. onehandedtypist

    onehandedtypist Porn Star

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    I saw a 2007 member up there :rolleyes: Just made 10 posts and hasn't gone much further than that since :excited:
     
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  4. getfamous

    getfamous Sex Lover

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    i have to post my comments here?
     
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  5. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Yes, you are hereby confined to this thread forever. or else nobody will speak to you................

    Unless you post pics obviously.
    ;)
     
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  6. CaCypher

    CaCypher Porn Star

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    So why do we all want 0 posts? Is it so we can access some more areas or is it just to get around some other rule? As long as I can post a pic or two and ogle beautiful women I am good to go :)
     
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  7. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.
    :)
     
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  8. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    There should be one "All P.U." thread-----and then it should be nuked.
     
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  9. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Up you go.......:)
     
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  10. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    Didn't we another thread like this that was a Sticky for a long time?

    I think it got deleted.
     
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  11. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Boom.
     
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  12. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Well you say Boom and then nothing happens.
    :(
     
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  13. AmyJane1980

    AmyJane1980 Porn Surfer

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    A man is lying in a hospital bed with both arms in plaster. He’s been there for days and is going a bit mental.
     
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  14. AmyJane1980

    AmyJane1980 Porn Surfer

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    A beautiful young nurse turns up on the ward. It’s her first day and the uniform she’s been given is far too small. Her tits are bulging out and her pants show when she bends over.
     
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  15. AmyJane1980

    AmyJane1980 Porn Surfer

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    “Pssst” says the man, getting the nurse’s attention. “I’ll give you a thousand dollars if you pull the curtains round me and wank me off. I haven’t been able to wank since the accident and the sight of your hooters has pushed me over the edge”.
     
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  16. AmyJane1980

    AmyJane1980 Porn Surfer

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    The nurse looked at him puzzled. “A thousand dollars to touch that? That’s nowhere near enough. My Mum says if you touch a man’s thingy it makes your hand fall off”.
     
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  17. AmyJane1980

    AmyJane1980 Porn Surfer

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    Hmmm, thought the man, the Lord gave this one an extra helping of tit and went light on the brain. “Not this thingy”, he whispered, “this one’s magic”. Her eyes were wide with awe. “If you stroke this one hard enough and long enough, a genie pops out and you get to give him three commands.”
     
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  18. AmyJane1980

    AmyJane1980 Porn Surfer

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    Soon enough, the nurse was artlessly pounding away on it like she was trying to unblock a sink with a plunger, but to the man - this was great. In no time at all he shot his load 10 smurfs high and out popped a genie.
     
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  19. AmyJane1980

    AmyJane1980 Porn Surfer

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    “Greetings” said the genie in a vague middle-eastern accent, “I am a genie and to you, the kind lady who released me from the scrotum that has been my prison for 8 days, 12 hours and 42 minutes, I grant you 3 commands.”
     
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  20. AmyJane1980

    AmyJane1980 Porn Surfer

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    The nurse stared at him in wonderment. He felt he should clarify the deal. “Greetings”, he said thinking it best to start from the very beginning again, “I am a genie. I do much powerful magic. You say three things genie must do: Genie make them happen. Genie do anything the kind lady desires, three times and no more.”
     
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