Funny shit!
Cumming should be a rule if we are writing a book here

 

Thanks, but I think the Mile-High club requires a partner - my second wife and I made it to the club on a Delta Boeing 767 from Atlanta to West Palm Beach. Plenty of room for us in the bathroom, I just hope we didn't make too much noise for the little old lady seated in the last row on the other side of that thin wall.

 

In a park... wasn't too special though because no one was there.

 

weirdest masterbation i ever did was putting my hard cocvk between my matress and bed base and fucking it till i came...i was young at the time but it did work!

 

in high school, i did it in chemistry class and english class, stroked it through the pockets, came, but no one noticed (hopefully). i did it in the bathroom of a flight from la to hawaii one time. in the bathroom at work countless times. if i think of more i'll get back to you.

 

I've been jerked off on a plane in my seat and by the end of the flight the whole plane stank of my cum. I had no chance to deny it being me as my jeans were soaked.

Never been caught, just watched

any good stories about being caught?

 

13, in a cemetery. Watching a really hot girl (16) that lived across the road. She was getting changed for bed, didn't see much though

 

Loved being a kid, those types of things were good fun. Now I would go to jail for the same action. So, instead I have sex with my GF in places like that instead.

 

There was a kid in my high school named Hackett who got caught jerking off in study hall. We thought it would make a good children's book:

See Hackett
See Hackett Whack it
Whack it, Hackett, Whack it!!

 

I've got you all beat....church....I was young and horny.

 

8th Grade, sittin at the back while everyone else was working. Took my cock out, rubbing it to the moderately attractive Maths teacher.

Quite foolish in retrospect.

 

I once caught a guy choking his chicken to a wet T shirt contest at a bar I used to work at. he was in the front row and didnt think anyone would notice He claimed he was "adjusting his fly"

 

Weirdest place ive masturbated was in my car driving on teh freeway home haha

 

haha that's so crazy! i also did the same thing when i was younger

 

This question should have had a second part, where, or what did you do with the cum?

 

Car parked in a grocery store lot.

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Weirdest probably was in the car on a road trip with my parents. Wasnt enjoyable really, had to be quick. Simple strokes...just wanted to see if it could be done.

Done. lol.

 

To true!

Easy if you are a girl but not if you are a guy. I seem to cum like a truck in these situations as well, that is why the whole plane stank

 

In the car while driving has got to be the wildest place ive ever done it:excited:

 

weird

easy. was watching a movie with my damn sexy aunt. she was sitting on the floor and i was on the couch, i loved stroking my cock behind her head. i had to finish off in my boxers cause, at the time i didn't know she liked cum on her face... want to know more???? message me