In the car is HOT but you have to have a napkin ready oe you have a mess to clean up !! Women are lucky....they can just slide their hand up under their skirt or into their pants !!

 

You do know we make a mess too, right?

 

Miss Monica....Good Point !! Then I suggest keeping napkins in ALL cars !! But, It is still easier for you !! And at work, I would be costantly playing at my desk if I could just sneak up under my skirt..... you girls are very lucky that way.

 

This thread is So Hot....has me thinking too much !!

 

beach/ocean, pool, work (not always in the bathroom), driving semi

 

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firestone tire bathroom, porta johns, driving, countless bathrooms

 

When I was in the military I was riding the brakes in the cock-pit of an F-16, had a hard on, it was a long ride,.
In the sauna at the gym, on the stationary bike at the gym, on the rowing machine at the gym
In history class, school bus, train
rest stop, grocery store, food court at the mall

 

Let's see... when I was in first grade I was always really excited after concerts or whatever you call those things where everyone at the school goes into a big room and sits on the floor....


So I would wait for everyone to leave and then lay under one of the table things they had at the side of the room by the wall (why were those there?!?! I just now realized that was weird) and would put my hand between my legs in a fist and cross my legs at the ankle and hump my legs XD


I would do this for a long time and the teacher would never come and search for me. Now that I think about it that school sucked lol.

 

You wanted the teacher to find you? just curious!

 

Honestly, it's been too long for me to remember.

I do remember thinking it was weird that no one ever came to look for me or saw me. For all I know I WAS spotted and no one ever said anything.

I didn't know what I was doing though. I actually... uh... didn't figure out that masturbation had anything to do with sex until I was 14. It always confused me because my mom would get mad at me when she caught me but then she would tell me "I don't want you to think that what you were doing was wrong. my mom always made me feel bad for doing it."


XD just like she told me I shouldn't have sex till I was married but "It's a beautiful thing".


To say I had an adverse reaction to puberty and the thoughts entering my brain would be an understatement lol.

 

my Ex jacked me off in a rest areas bathroom .
we had sex in front of the police station in Midland Texas one night .

 

Well, it seems the wierdest place for me was while I was driving I95, and I was surpirsed how hot it made me- came good too!

 

sucking someone off when they are driving is fun! XD I have to say that is one of the few submissive-ish things I enjoy doing. o^o sucking dicks, I mean.

 

In a bathroom at school and a bathroom in a hotel room.

 

I was in Bermuda at Horseshoe Bay. There is a lot of caves and almost maze like outcroppings made of sand. I got separated while exploring the caves an found a little lagoon with a school of fish. I just enjoyed being alone with nature. I got out of the water and walked around the sand mazes and came to a dead end. The walls were very high and the ground was all sand and looked comfortable. Thinking of all the sexy women on the beach and being alone half naked made me so horny I pulled out my cock which was already hard. I laid down and stroked it in the sand and came all over my stomach. I cool Bermuda wind felt so good blowing against my balls.

 

In a bookstore, in a stall in the women's bathroom, (i'm a guy), while listening to random women come in and piss in the stall next to me.

 

wait! weirdest was when I was a little kid (have no idea age) me and my mom were staying at someone elses place. She fell asleep and I got off right beside her o-o I don't know where I got the nerve.



I masturbated a lot as a kid, if you couldn't tell XD

 

Time to resurrect this thread.

I've masturbated driving at 90 mph headed to South Texas in the late 90's. There were no cars for miles behind me or in front of me. Foot on the gas, one hand on the steering wheel, the other... busy.

Also, the restrooms at Enron where I worked. Hope someone that worked there reads this, haha

On a train with everybody in the dark. Everybody sleeping I guess.

When 4 years old - masturbating in my bed at the daycare.

Am I not special?

 

my weirdest place would have to be in the garage. having phone sex with the ex.

 

Restroom at the doctors office. lol.
Other places would be Greyhound bus on a long trip.
Amtrak train.
Ferry boat.
Shower stall in trade school.
A few other places that I do not remember right now.